[Scene opens with a picturesque pond in the middle of the forest. Mac Jones is seen in the distance, bathing in the water, in the nude. The camera slowly zooms in to capture a close-up of his face, which is sporting a content grin.] Mac Jones: Ah, nothing like a refreshing dip in nature's bathtub! [As he raises his leg to wash it, he accidentally lets out a loud, prolonged fart. The camera then shows several fish floating dead on the surface of the water.] Mac Jones: Oops! Sorry, little guys. Looks like you couldn't handle the power of the Mac Attack. [The camera then cuts to a bottle of the "New England Patriots Cologne" with the image of Tom Brady smiling on it. A voiceover starts to speak in a sultry tone.] Voiceover: Are you tired of smelling like a loser? Do you want to smell like a champion? [The camera then cuts back to Mac, who is still in the water, flailing around playfully.] Voiceover: Experience the scent of dominance with New England Patriots Cologne. With the DNA of Tom Brady infused in each bottle, you'll know what it feels like to be a winner. [Camera cuts back to the bottle of cologne, which explodes with confetti and a team of cheerleaders appear, waving pom-poms.] Voiceover: Now available in all sizes. Get yours today and be a part of the Dynasty. The New England Patriots Cologne: for those who want to be "definitely not losers." [The camera then shows Mac diving into the water once again, with a look of sheer joy on his face.] Mac Jones: I think I smell like a winner now! [Laughs as the commercial ends.]