### Misheard "Peabody! Ham Eye Marry-oh's bib sifter? Eye cone chair watt ease stewing! Aria gown two coal knee berry thyme fat buoy glows his knows, chore hut? Cheese!" ### Opposite "Yay! Am I Bowser's adult-supervisor? I obsess over his actions! Will you refrain from contacting me no matter how quietly that man breathes, or not? Boring!" ### Taken Hilariously Out of Context "I am the official guardian of a video game plumber's nasal activities. My life revolves around the sophisticated task of monitoring sneezes and sniffles. A true calling!" ### Very Hilarious List of Stuff That Makes No Sense 1. Giraffe neckties for underground mole meetings. 2. Solar-powered flashlights sold exclusively at midnight. 3. Waterproof sponges - for those who hate absorption. 4. Invisible ink pens that only write in the vacuum of space. 5. Earmuffs for fish to protect against catchy tunes. 6. A cookbook exclusively featuring recipes for melting ice cubes. 7. Bubble-wrap onesies for adult sumo wrestlers. 8. Helium-filled boots for anti-gravity walking lessons. 9. A parachute that opens on impact. 10. Socks designed specifically for ghost appendages.