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“Vegeta version: George: So this guy, Vegeta, calls himself the Prince of all Sai” (8 conversations)
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Apr 16, 2023 at 9:06 PM CDT
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Vegeta version: George: So this guy, Vegeta, calls himself the Prince of all Saiyans, right? Jerry: Lucky guy, he's a prince, what's the problem? George: Well here's the thing; there's only 3 of them including him. Jerry: Wait, wait, you're saying that this Vegeta calls himself the Prince of ALL Saiyans... and there's only 3? George: Well, 6 if you count another universe. Jerry: 6?! Well do they at least do what he says? George: Not really Jerry: Does he have a throne? George: Nope Jerry: A home planet? George: It was destroyed Jerry: Does he at LEAST have a job? George: No it's his wife that does. He just trains all day. Jerry: Well if he's gotta at least be strong, right? George: Well, sure, but he always loses. Jerry: So let me get this straight. This schmuck has no authority, no kingdom, no throne, no job except TO job... and this guys still calls himself a Prince? George: That's what I'm saying! Monster Hunter Great Sword player version:
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George: So I was playing Monster Hunter with this guy who wielded a Great Sword. He called himself the King of Damage. Jerry: King of Damage? That's a pretty bold claim. Did he live up to it? George: Well, he did hit pretty hard, but the thing is, he was always getting hit too. Jerry: So he's not much of a king if he keeps taking hits, is he? George: Exactly! And he never even brought any healing items with him. He just relied on other people to keep him alive. Jerry: That's not very kingly behavior. Does he have any loyal subjects? George: Not really. He just goes from hunt to hunt, never really sticking with a group for long. Jerry: So he's a king without an army? George: You got it. And to top it all off, he never even bothered to learn how to use any other weapons. Jerry: So he's just a one-trick king who can't even take care of himself? George: That's pretty much it. Jerry: Sounds more like the court jester to me.