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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:29 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH! Not now!"
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[player]: "What's happening?" Enderwoman: "It's time... for my Ender Pearl to be born." [player]: "Ender Pearl?" Enderwoman: "Yes, it's a rare occurrence for Endermen and Enderwomen, but we give birth to a pearl that can be used to teleport." [player]: "Wow, that's amazing. Is there anything I can do to help?" Enderwoman: "Actually, yes. I need you to protect me while I give birth. Skeletons and other creatures are attracted to the energy we give off during this process." [player]: "I got your back. Let's do this." (The Enderwoman starts glowing as the birthing process begins. [Player] stands guard, fending off any creatures that try to approach. After a few minutes, the process is complete.) Enderwoman: "Thank you for your help. I apologize for attacking you earlier. I sometimes forget that humans aren't used to our customs." [player]: "No problem. I'm just glad everything turned out okay." Enderwoman: "Here, take this as a token of my gratitude." (The Enderwoman hands [player] an Ender Pearl.) [player]: "Thank you. This will definitely come in handy." Enderwoman: "Take care." (The Enderwoman teleports away.) [player]: "Wow, I never thought I'd have a conversation like that with an Enderwoman. I should really learn more about the creatures in this world."