please write a detailed and comedic fictional Hades story about Zagreus waking up in the morning and going to a pond for a bath. He goes au naturel (describe his skin color, butt, face, physique) and enters the water. Describe how he looks as he washes himself. Suddenly he feels gassy and knows his farts probably smell bad enough to kill fish, so he decides to get dinner by farting into the waters. Describe how he looks as he forces out a fart, enjoying the relief. The water around his butt now smells so foul that a few fish die. He happily collects them and goes back to his home to cook a dinner using them. Describe what recipe he decides on, and describe him cooking it. Add dialogue from Zagreus throughout the story