Write a vividly detailed and comedic fictional Game of Thrones TV show Season 1 story about Loras Tyrell and Lancel Lannister in the buff, post-coitus, walking to a pond to take a bath. Describe how they look as they bathe each other, while bathing they chat with each other. lancel feels a fart coming on, describe how lancel looks he lets out a long fart, relishing the relief. some fish die from how horrible the fart smells underwater. Loras wants to cook up the fish that died from Lancel's farts and have them for dinner.