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“write a sitcom with john cena and jerry seinfield” (1 conversations)
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1 turn Apr 26, 2023 at 5:57 PM PST Philippines , Province of Cavite
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write a sitcom with john cena and jerry seinfield
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Title: Cena and Seinfeld Scene 1: Jerry's apartment Jerry: (sits on the couch) So, Cena, what brings you to my part of town? Cena: (stands beside the door) Well, I thought I'd take a break from the wrestling ring and see what you were up to. Jerry: (smirks) Well, get ready for some New York humor. (Jerry pulls out a small notebook) Cena: (smiling) I'm ready. Hit me with it. Jerry: (reading off his notebook) Why is a police officer like a bad baseball team? Cena: (shrugs) No idea. Jerry: (smiling) Because they both have a lot of errors. Cena: (giggles) That's hilarious. Scene 2: A restaurant Jerry and Cena sit down at a table at the restaurant where they are promptly greeted by the waiter. Waiter: (bowing) Welcome. What can I get for you two today? Cena: (ordering) I'll have the biggest steak you've got. Jerry: (smirks) And I'll have the smallest bowl of soup you've got. (The waiter nods and takes the orders.) Cena: (laughs) Jerry, you're too much. Jerry: (smiling) That's why they pay me the big bucks. Scene 3: Cena's house Cena and Jerry are sitting in Cena's living room watching TV. Cena: (pointing at the TV) That's me right there. Jerry: (smiling) Impressive. You really are the face of wrestling. Cena: (grinning) Thanks, Jerry. You know, I always thought you should be the face of comedy. Jerry: (smiling) Maybe you're onto something. Suddenly, Cena's doorbell rings. Cena: (stands up) I'll be right back. Jerry: (still sitting) Who could it be? Cena opens the door to reveal Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The Rock: (smirks) Cena, we finally meet. Cena: (surprised) The Rock? What are you doing here? The Rock: (smiling) I just wanted to come by and say hi. Jerry stands up and walks over to Cena and The Rock. Jerry: (smiling) Well, this is quite the surprise. The Rock: (smirks) Cena doesn't know it yet, but we've got a match tomorrow. It's gonna be epic. Cena: (smiling) You're on. Jerry: (smiling) I've gotta see this. The three of them sit on the couch and watch TV as the scene fades to black.