Make a long, comedic and vividly detailed story set in a universe where Germany won WW2 about a gay Italian soldier having a conversation with a German soldier who is in the buff (comment on his hair, face, physique and butt) and washing himself in a pond. Describe how the soldier looks as he decides to let out a fart, the stench underwater causing some fish to die, before going back to washing himself. The Italian offers to cook the fish up as dinner for them both.