(Verse 1: Patrick) Yo, Mr. Krabs, you're nothing but a cheapskate Counting every penny while I'm living life great Your obsession with money is driving us crazy But I'll take your cash, spend it on a Krabby Patty (Chorus) Patrick dissing Mr. Krabs, dropping bombs But little did he know, Plankton was coming strong Sandy joins the game, taking shots at them all And with her savage lyrics, she's about to make them fall (Verse 2: Plankton) Listen up, Patrick, you're as dumb as a rock Your brain's so small, it's practically a dot And Mr. Krabs, your greed knows no bounds Squeezing money out of everyone in this town (Chorus) Patrick dissing Mr. Krabs, dropping bombs But little did he know, Plankton was coming strong Sandy joins the game, taking shots at them all And with her savage lyrics, she's about to make them fall (Verse 3: Sandy) Patrick, your IQ is lower than the sea Mr. Krabs, your selfishness is plain to see Plankton, you're sneaky, but you can't beat me I'm the smartest squirrel, watch me break free (Chorus) Patrick dissing Mr. Krabs, dropping bombs But little did he know, Plankton was coming strong Sandy joins the game, taking shots at them all And with her savage lyrics, she's about to make them fall (Bridge) But just as the insults reached their peak A portal appears, causing all to freak These diss tracks have angered the universe Now we must face consequences, for better or worse (Outro) From dissing each other to a portal outside Our feud has opened up a whole new ride As we step through the unknown, what will we find? One thing's for sure, we'll leave these diss tracks behind.