please write a detailed story set in Assassin's Creed: Odyssey about Alexios waking up in bed and deciding he's gonna have fish for dinner. Alexios takes a burlap sack with him and goes outside to a pond near his home, he loves catching fish by using his vile farts since its so easy. He's wearing nothing, give a description of his physique. Write a joking description of his butt. Describe how he looks entering the pond. Describe how his face and body looks as he enters the water, then as he happily farts. Describe how the fart bubbles look. Describe how he looks as he's enjoying the feeling of relief afterwards. some of the fish go belly-up from how horrible it smells. Alexios then happily collects the fish and goes back to his home. He makes a dinner out of the fish. Describe the dinner he makes, and describe Alexios eating it. add dialogue from Alexios throughout the whole story