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“Write a scene where Homer Simpson Just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank God” (3 conversations)
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Mar 3, 2024 at 10:51 PM CST
United States
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Write a scene where a man Just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank God I don't know, but today seems kinda odd No barkin' from the dog, no smog And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog (damn!) I got my grub on, but didn't pig out Finally, got a call from a girl I wanna dig out (what's up?) Hooked it up fo' later as I hit the do' Thinkin', "Will I live another 24'?" I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop top And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop Had to stop at a red light Lookin' in my mirror, not a jacker in sight And everything is alright I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night Called up the homies, and I'm askin' y'all Which park, are y'all playin' basketball? Get me on the court and I'm trouble Last week fucked around and got a triple-double Freakin' niggas every way like MJ I can't believe, today was a good day, shit! Drove to the pad and hit the showers Didn't even get no static from them cowards 'Cause just yesterday, them fools tried to blast me Saw the police, and they rolled right past me No flexin', didn't even look in a nigga's direction As I ran, the intersection Went to Short Dog's house, they was watchin' Yo! MTV Raps What's the haps on the craps? Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em! Roll 'em in a circle of niggas, and watch me break 'em Wit' the seven, 7-11, 7-11 Seven, even back do' Lil Joe I picked up the cash flow Then we played bones, and I'm yellin' "Domino!" Plus, nobody I know got killed in South Central LA Today was a good day, shit! Left my nigga's house paid Picked up a girl been tryna fuck since the 12th grade It's ironic, I had the brew, she had the chronic The Lakers beat the Supersonics I felt on her big fat fanny Pulled out the jammy and killed the punani And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep Put her ass to sleep Woke her up around one She didn't hesitate to call Ice Cube the top gun Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin' Took another sip of the potion, hit the three-wheel motion I was glad everything had worked out Dropped her ass off, and then chirped out Today was like one of those fly dreams Didn't even see a berry flashin' those high beams No helicopter lookin' for a murder Two in the mornin', got the Fatburger Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp!" (Yeah) Drunk as hell, but no throwin' up Halfway home, and my pager's still blowin' up Today, I didn't even have to use my AK I gotta say it was a good day, shit! Hey, wait, wait a minute! Pooh, stop this shit! What the fuck am I thinkin' about? (Write it like a script)
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INT. MAN'S BEDROOM - MORNING The MAN groggily opens his eyes and stretches. He sits up in bed and looks around. MAN: Just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank God. Today seems kinda odd. He notices that the dog isn't barking and there's no smog outside. He smiles as he remembers that his mom made breakfast without any pork. MAN: (damn!) He eats his breakfast without overindulging and gets a call from a girl he's been interested in. MAN: (what's up?) He sets up plans with her for later and heads out the door. As he walks through the neighborhood, he reflects on his day so far. MAN: Will I live another 24'? I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop top. He stops at a red light and looks in his mirror, grateful that there are no threats in sight. Everything seems to be going smoothly. MAN: I got a beep from Kim, and she can...well, you know. He meets up with his friends and they decide to play basketball. The MAN shows off his skills on the court, remembering a recent game where he excelled. MAN: Last week fucked around and got a triple-double. Today was a good day, shit! After the game, he heads home and takes a shower. He didn't encounter any trouble from anyone, which was a relief. MAN: Just yesterday them fools tried to blast me. Today was a good day, shit! He goes to a friend's house and they watch TV together. The night ends with some fun and games, and the MAN reflects on how fortunate he is. MAN: Today was like one of those fly dreams. I gotta say it was a good day, shit! Suddenly, the MAN snaps out of his reverie. MAN: Hey, wait, wait a minute! What the fuck am I thinkin' about? He chuckles to himself before continuing on with his day, grateful for the good day he's had.