Title: It's a Gas INT. FORMAN BASEMENT - DAY The iconic orange couch sits in the middle of the basement. ERIC, KELSO, JACKIE, HYDE, and FEZ sit around in a circle, looking bored. ERIC Guys, we seriously have nothing to do. JACKIE (sarcastic) Oh, really? Because I'm having the time of my life. KELSO (serious) I heard there's a new gas station opened in town - they said they sell really cheap chocodiles. FEZ (sighs) Back in my country, we don't have chocodiles. We have real crocodiles. HYDE (laughs) Oh, man. I dare you to go wrestle one. Fez looks horrified. At that moment, DONNA enters. DONNA You guys are seriously just sitting around? ERIC Don't worry. Soon, we'll be on the couch watching TV or something. DONNA (rolls her eyes) There's a grand opening at the new gas station. Free gas for an hour. How about you guys actually do something productive and fill your tanks? HYDE Free gas? I'm in, man. KELSO I knew they were cool. EXT. NEW GAS STATION - DAY The gang arrives at the gas station. It is crowded, and there is a long line. ERIC Seriously? This many people know about the free gas? FEZ (looking around) This place is amazing! So many things to buy. KELSO (referring to chocodiles) And eat. JACKIE Oh, Michael, go get us some chocodiles! KELSO Fine. But you have to promise to share them with me. HYDE (getting impatient) I'm gonna try to find a quicker line. C'mon, Fez. Hyde and Fez walk off. Eric starts pumping gas, and Donna leans on the car. DONNA Technically, I brought you guys here. So you owe me gas. Eric chuckles, but gives her a look. EXT. NEW GAS STATION - ANOTHER LINE - DAY Hyde and Fez find a line with only a couple of people. They approach the attendant, who seems overwhelmed and not too bright. FEZ Is this the free gas line? ATTENDANT (surprised) Oh, you guys know about the free gas? Sure, yeah, go ahead. HYDE (laughs) Dumbass. Fez and Hyde start filling their tanks. EXT. NEW GAS STATION - MAIN LINE - DAY Back where Eric, Jackie, Kelso, and Donna are waiting, the line is inching forward. KELSO (rejoining after buying chocodiles) Guys, look. I got chocodiles! DONNA Way to go, Kelso. Jackie tries to take the chocodiles from him. KELSO (to Jackie) Hey, hey! Remember, you said we'd share! JACKIE Well, I am sharing with you. That's why they're mine, too. Eric finally starts their filling car with gas after getting approval. ERIC Finally. Success. EXT. NEW GAS STATION - ANOTHER LINE - DAY Fez and Hyde are waiting past their free time limit for gas, but the attendant is now tired and doesn't notice. HYDE (smirking) Might as well get as much gas as you can. FEZ (grinning) For once, America, you haven't let me down! EXT. NEW GAS STATION - MAIN LINE - DAY Donna finishes filling up her car. DONNA Alright, let's get out of here. KELSO But...but...what about the chocodiles? JACKIE We'll share them in the car, Michael. They get in the car and drive away. EXT. NEW GAS STATION - ANOTHER LINE - DAY Hyde and Fez finish filling their tanks. HYDE That was a close one, man. FEZ It's the American dream - free gas and chocodiles! As they walk back to their cars, the ATTENDANT suddenly looks up. ATTENDANT Hey! You guys went over the limit! Get back here! Fez and Hyde run as fast as they can back to their cars, laughing. - END -

Title: The Magical Time Machine INT. FORMAN BASEMENT - DAY The gang - ERIC, KELSO, JACKIE, HYDE, and FEZ - sits around the table. ERIC pulls out an antique-looking board game from the shelf. ERIC Guys, I found this awesome board game. It's called "The Magical Time Machine." JACKIE A time machine? Oh my God, we could go back to when clothes were actually good looking. FEZ Or to when candy was cheaper. KELSO (pondering) Or back to the day I messed up with Jackie, so I can fix it. HYDE It's probably just a lame game, man. But might as well give it a shot. INT. FORMAN BASEMENT - MOMENTS LATER The gang sets up the board game. ERIC reads the instructions. ERIC It says here that each player has to say one thing from the past that they wish to experience. FEZ (excited) I want to meet fat Elvis! HYDE I wish I could've been at Woodstock. JACKIE I'd like to meet Audrey Hepburn. KELSO I wanna jam with the Beatles! The basement suddenly starts to shake, and everything goes dark. The gang screams. INT. LONDON RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The gang appears in the recording studio, confused and disoriented. They're amazed by the vintage equipment and unfamiliar faces. JOHN LENNON, PAUL MCCARTNEY, GEORGE HARRISON, and RINGO STARR walk in. ERIC (whispers) Oh my God, it's the Beatles! FEZ (in awe) Hello, fat Elvis? JOHN (confused by their sudden appearance) Who are you lot? KELSO Uh, hi. I'm Kelso, and I wanted to jam with you guys. RINGO Well, that's a strange way to meet people! HYDE (to himself) I knew that game was magical. They explain the time machine board game, and the Beatles reluctantly agree to let the gang hang out. INT. LONDON RECORDING STUDIO - LATER John and Paul teach Kelso some chords while George, Hyde, and Eric chat about music. Jackie is sitting with Ringo, talking about fashion. Fez is wandering around the studio, looking for candy. PAUL (to Kelso) Now, try playing these chords together. KELSO (struggling) Man, this is harder than it looks. Eric and Hyde listen as George tells them about his experiences in India. GEORGE When you meditate, it opens up your mind, man. Hyde and Eric exchange knowing glances, and Eric secretly hands Hyde a joint. JACKIE (to Ringo) So, which of your outfits is your favorite? RINGO (smiling) I quite like the sergeant uniforms we wore on the Sgt. Pepper album. Jackie suggests that she and Ringo play dress-up with the iconic uniforms. INT. LONDON RECORDING STUDIO - STORAGE ROOM - DAY Fez finds a tin of mints and accidentally drops them all over the floor. FEZ Worst. Time. Travel. Ever. INT. LONDON RECORDING STUDIO - MAIN AREA - DAY The gang, with the Beatles, take a group photo. Suddenly, the board game appears in front of them. ERIC (nervous) Guys, I think it's time to go back. JACKIE (to Ringo) I guess this is goodbye. You'll always be my favorite drummer. RINGO (smiling) And you'll always be my favorite time traveler. The gang says their goodbyes to the Beatles and gathers around the board game. They vanish in a flash of light. INT. FORMAN BASEMENT - DAY The gang reappears in the basement, back in their own time. ERIC Wow. That was incredible. FEZ (frustrated) And yet, I never met fat Elvis. HYDE (mocking Fez) There's always next time, man. KELSO Now we'll always be connected to the Beatles in some way. JACKIE Speaking of which, I "borrowed" one of Ringo's drumsticks. As the gang laughs and chats about their adventure, Red Forman walks into the basement. RED (stern) What are you all laughing about? Who the hell are the Beatles? The gang cracks up, knowing Red will never understand their incredible journey. - END -

Title: The Illusion of Innocence INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - EARLY EVENING RED and KITTY are preparing for their dinner party. RED is setting up the table, while KITTY prepares the dinner in the kitchen. RED Why do we have to invite the neighbors again? KITTY Because, Red! It's important to maintain good relationships! Red sighs and rolls his eyes. INT. FORMAN BASEMENT - EARLY EVENING The gang - ERIC, KELSO, JACKIE, HYDE, and FEZ - is hanging out. ERIC looks extremely worried. ERIC (panicking) Guys, I messed up. I crashed Dad's car earlier. KELSO (surprised) What? How did you manage that? ERIC (sighs) I was going too fast and lost control. FEZ Oh no, the world is ending! JACKIE This is bad. We need to keep your parents distracted at the dinner party so they don't find out. HYDE We can handle that. INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - NIGHT The dinner party is in full swing. The neighbors - BOB and MIDGE - are present. LAURIE enters with her date, a magician named MYSTIC MARV. KITTY Laurie, what a... unique date you've brought. LAURIE (smirking) Oh, I knew the perfect magician to spice up the party. This is <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>. MYSTIC MARV (performing a small trick) Pleased to meet you all. The gang also joins the dinner party. EXT. FORMAN GARAGE - NIGHT Kelso and Fez knock on the door of the garage. When no one answers, they open the garage door. KELSO Our first mission: hide the car! INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - NIGHT At the dinner party, everyone's chatting with one another. Kitty approaches Bob. KITTY Bob, how have you been? BOB Not bad! Actually, I wanted to ask Red if we could borrow his car tomorrow. Ours is in the shop. Kitty's eyes widen in panic. INT. FORMAN GARAGE - NIGHT Kelso and Fez are desperately trying to figure out how to move the damaged car. FEZ We should push it down the street. KELSO Fez, you're a genius! They get into position and push the car out of the garage. INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - NIGHT Mystic Marv is performing magic tricks for the guests, keeping everyone occupied. The gang is keeping a close eye on Red to make sure he doesn't notice anything suspicious going on. EXT. STREET - NIGHT Kelso and Fez struggle to push the car down the street, while trying not to be seen or make noise. FEZ This is harder than it looks! KELSO Just a few more feet, man! INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - NIGHT The gang tries to keep Red busy by bringing up subjects he loves. HYDE Hey, Red, have you seen the new lawnmower model? ERIC Yeah, Dad, tell us about your new tools. RED You want to talk about tools? I have a whole new set I got. Red gets excited and the gang is relieved they managed to distract him. EXT. STREET - NIGHT Kelso and Fez finally manage to park the damaged car behind some bushes out of sight, and run back to the house, panting. INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - NIGHT Mystic Marv performs his final trick, making a flower bouquet appear out of thin air before leaving with Laurie. KITTY Well, wasn't that just lovely! Just as the dinner party ends and the neighbors leave, Kelso and Fez sneak back in. BOB Before we go, Red, can I borrow your car tomorrow? RED Sure thing, Bob! I'll just go grab the keys. KITTY (struggling to act normal) Actually, Red, I just remembered, the car is... out of gas! RED (confused) What? It was full earlier! KITTY (smiling nervously) You're right, silly me! Go ahead and give Bob the keys. Red hands over the car keys to Bob. EXT. FORMAN HOUSE - NEXT MORNING The gang panics as they watch Bob and Midge walk towards the garage to get the car. KELSO We're totally screwed! FEZ Maybe it was all just a bad dream. Suddenly, they hear a loud crash from down the street. ERIC What was that? They rush down the street to see another neighbor had accidentally backed into Red's car, causing even more damage. KELSO Phew, we're off the hook. .RED (storming towards his crashed car) My car! Bob, you didn't even reach my car, and it's already ruined! ERIC Oh, Dad, I have some great news! RED What could possibly be good news right now? ERIC I called the insurance earlier, and they said they'd offer a great deal for the repairs! RED (surprised) You did something responsible? ERIC (laughing nervously) Yeah, Dad, a complete accident. HYDE (whispers to Fez) They say magic tricks are all about perfect timing. FEZ (smiling) A true illusion of innocence. THE END

Title: The Illusion of Innocence ACT 1: INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - EARLY EVENING RED and KITTY are preparing for their dinner party. RED is setting up the table, while KITTY prepares the dinner in the kitchen. RED Why do we have to invite the neighbors again? KITTY Because, Red! It's important to maintain good relationships! Red sighs and rolls his eyes. INT. FORMAN BASEMENT - EARLY EVENING The gang - ERIC, KELSO, JACKIE, HYDE, and FEZ - is hanging out. ERIC looks extremely worried. ERIC (panicking) Guys, I messed up. I crashed Dad's car earlier. KELSO (surprised) What? How did you manage that? ERIC (sighs) I was going too fast and lost control. FEZ Oh no, the world is ending! JACKIE This is bad. We need to keep your parents distracted at the dinner party so they don't find out. HYDE We can handle that. INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - NIGHT The dinner party is in full swing. The neighbors - BOB and MIDGE - are present. LAURIE enters with her date, a magician named MYSTIC MARV. KITTY Laurie, what a... unique date you've brought. LAURIE (smirking) Oh, I knew the perfect magician to spice up the party. This is <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>. MYSTIC MARV (performing a small trick) Pleased to meet you all. The gang also joins the dinner party. EXT. FORMAN GARAGE - NIGHT Kelso and Fez knock on the door of the garage. When no one answers, they open the garage door. KELSO Our first mission: hide the car! INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - NIGHT At the dinner party, everyone's chatting with one another. Kitty approaches Bob. KITTY Bob, how have you been? BOB Not bad! Actually, I wanted to ask Red if we could borrow his car tomorrow. Ours is in the shop. Kitty's eyes widen in panic. INT. FORMAN GARAGE - NIGHT Kelso and Fez are desperately trying to figure out how to move the damaged car. FEZ We should push it down the street. KELSO Fez, you're a genius! They get into position and push the car out of the garage. INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - NIGHT The gang tries to keep Red busy by bringing up subjects he loves. HYDE Hey, Red, have you seen the new lawnmower model? ERIC Yeah, Dad, tell us about your new tools. RED You want to talk about tools? I have a whole new set I got. Red gets excited and the gang is relieved they managed to distract him. EXT. STREET - NIGHT Kelso and Fez struggle to push the car down the street while trying not to be seen or make noise. FEZ This is harder than it looks! KELSO Just a few more feet, man! INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - NIGHT Meanwhile, Mystic Marv is entertaining the guests with his magic tricks. Red is slightly intrigued and can't help but watch Marv's performance. Eric and Hyde realize they need to do something to keep Red from noticing the car is missing. ACT 2: INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - NIGHT Everybody is still engrossed in Marv's performance. Jackie, noticing that Red's attention is focused on Marv, signals Eric and Hyde to sneak away and come up with a plan to delay Red from finding out about his car. Eric and Hyde whisper together and decide that they'll ask Red to show off his tools to Bob and Midge, knowing he won't be able to resist. HYDE Hey, Red, why don't you show Bob and Midge your new toolset? I'm sure they'd love to see it. RED You know what, Steven? That's not a bad idea. Bob and Midge, sensing enthusiasm from Red, agree. BOB Sure thing, Red! Let's go to your garage and check them out! The gang starts panicking because the car is no longer in the garage. JACKIE (realizing they need to act fast) Wait, Mr. Forman, I just remembered. I need your help with a problem in the basement. Red, can you come with me? Red looks at Jackie suspiciously but follows her to the basement. INT. FORMAN BASEMENT - NIGHT Red and Jackie enter the basement. Jackie struggles to come up with a convincing "problem." JACKIE So, um, I noticed this leak in the basement. Can you fix it? Red looks around, confused. RED Leak? There's no leak here, Jackie. What are you up to? Jackie stammers and finally admits the truth. JACKIE Fine! We were just trying to keep you from finding out about Eric crashing your car. Red's face turns red from anger. RED WHAT? Eric quickly joins them in the basement, realizing the secret is out. ERIC I can explain, Dad. I was trying to hide it until I could figure out how to fix it. RED (yelling) You could have just told me, son! Now, get out of my sight before I lose my temper! ACT 3: INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - NIGHT Mystic Marv has just finished his performance, and the dinner party is wrapping up. Red storms back into the living room, fuming. INT. FORMAN BASEMENT - CONTINUOUS Meanwhile, the rest of the gang is helping Eric deal with the fact that he has to face his father's wrath. The dinner party is ending as Eric, Hyde, and Jackie come upstairs from the basement. As the guests are leaving, Kitty pulls Eric aside. KITTY Well, what's going on? Eric explains the situation to his mother. KITTY Your father's going to cool off, but you're going to need to find a way to fix the car, honey. ERIC (sighs) I know. I messed up. But hey, at least the dinner party was a success. KITTY (smiling) You got that right! As Red grumbles in the background, the gang reassures Eric that they'll help him in any way they can. HYDE Don't worry, man. We'll find a way to fix that car. KELSO Yeah, after all the trouble we went through to hide it! FEZ And don't forget. If you ever need a distraction, just call Mystic Marv back. The gang starts laughing as the screen fades to black. THE END

Title: Apollo Antics INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - DAY The gang - ERIC, KELSO, JACKIE, HYDE, and FEZ - gathers in front of the TV. There's a news broadcast scheduled about the Apollo 13 mission. ERIC (adjusting rabbit ears) C'mon, we need to get this working before the broadcast starts. KELSO This lunar mission is gonna be epic! JACKIE As long as there's popcorn, I'm happy. Hyde spots RED and LEO entering the room. HYDE Oh, perfect. Red, the TV is acting up again. RED (sighs) Do I look like a repairman? LEO Hey, man, fixing a TV is like fixing your soul. You just need good vibes. RED (rolls his eyes) Alright, I'll give it a try. Red and Leo start working on the TV while the gang watches. INT. FORMAN KITCHEN - DAY KITTY is preparing snacks for the gang to enjoy during the news broadcast. She overhears them in the living room struggling with the TV. KITTY You know, I just wanted to watch my soap operas, but the universe has other plans. She shakes her head, smiling, and continues making popcorn. INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - DAY Red and Leo are on their hands and knees, fiddling with cords and the back of the TV. LEO Alright, man, try switching those two wires. Trust the energy, man. RED My energy says this is ridiculous, but fine. Red switches the wires, and the TV flickers to life. The gang cheers. KITTY (enters with a bowl of popcorn) Good job, Red! And just in time too. The gang focuses on the broadcast about the Apollo 13 mission. NEWSCASTER (over the TV) Breaking news: Apollo 13 has experienced a major malfunction and is now in jeopardy. The gang gasps. ERIC Oh no, this could be the end of the mission! KELSO They're so far away from home! Jackie grabs another handful of popcorn, unfazed. JACKIE Well, at least there's a possibility of a happy ending, right? KITTY (supportive) We should all hope and pray for them. INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM - NIGHT The gang gathers around the TV again for a final update on Apollo 13. Red and Kitty sit with them, providing snacks. NEWSCASTER (over the TV) We have word that Apollo 13 has safely returned to Earth! Everyone cheers, and Red even cracks a smile. RED Well, I have to admit--even I got worried for them. LEO (resolute) I knew they'd come back, man. The universe always balances things out. HYDE And hey, we got to witness history. Fez, who has been completely silent, starts sobbing. FEZ This is so touching. Back in my country, when something goes wrong, it usually ends in disaster. The gang consoles Fez, patting him on the back. Eric catches Red and Kitty smiling. ERIC Hey, maybe it's not so bad when we all gather and pray together like a family. RED (teasing) Don't get used to it, son. Next week, we're watching wrestling. The gang laughs, and the camera pans out as they all continue to cheer Apollo 13's success. THE END