[there would be dialogue in this story:] (When I first moved to this new town, I was surprised to see my friend Mike living here next-door to me. However, there was this one girl I just couldn't believe existed in the first place - Emily. She was a slime girl...and my girlfriend. Emily's skin was colored like green slime - as was her hair. She had orange eyes, an orange tongue, and her clothes all had a green tint to them. But the most surprising feature about Emily was that her chest size changes depending on how hydrated she is - despite never sounding dehydrated at all. One day, Emily and I were taking a vacation to Christmas Island off the northwest coast of Australia - eventually meeting Emily's pregnant long-distance friend Lisa; who was part-red crab, as well as quite a talented dancer. Tonight would be a full moon - and that's when we would meet her 100,000 unborn children. Eventually, night came and we witnessed the birth of Lisa's baby - and gosh, did she release them in style. Emily and I stood there as Lisa started to release her babies by...dancing underwater - all while having contractions. I was quite surprised by just how much she was dancing - heck, she was even talking with us during the entire birth.)