Derek had always been the target of bullying by his classmate, Kyle. Kyle was a big, burly guy who loved to pick on Derek for being smaller and less athletic than him. Derek had endured the relentless teasing and physical intimidation for years, but deep down he always dreamed of getting revenge. One day, Derek saw Kyle walking alone in an alley after school. The opportunity was too tempting to resist. Derek approached Kyle and with a mischievous glint in his eye, pulled out a pocket watch and began swinging it back and forth in front of Kyle's eyes. "Look into my eyes, Kyle. You are getting very sleepy," Derek said in a calm and soothing voice. Kyle's eyelids drooped as he fell deeper and deeper into a trance. Derek seized his chance and planted a suggestion in Kyle's subconscious mind. "From now on, you will no longer be Kyle. You will be a ditzy and happy girl with freakishly ginormous boobs. You will be carefree and bubbly, always smiling and giggling." Derek snapped his fingers and Kyle blinked, coming out of the trance. He looked confused for a moment before a big smile spread across his face. "Oh my gosh, Derek! I feel so happy and light-headed! And look at these huge boobs I suddenly have! Wow, they're amazing!" The next day at school, everyone was in shock as they saw Kyle, now "Kylie," happily skipping down the hallway with her new assets bouncing with every step. Derek couldn't help but chuckle as Kylie ran up to him, her voice now high-pitched and girlish. "Derek, guess what? I got vocal surgery and now I have the cutest voice ever! Isn't it just adorable?" Kylie squealed, twirling around in excitement. Derek couldn't believe his luck as Kylie excitedly told him about her plans to get butt implants next. "I can't wait to have a big, beautiful butt like Kim Kardashian! It's going to be amazing!" The following day, Kylie rushed up to Derek, her eyes shining with joy. "Derek, look at my new butt! Isn't it huge and perfect? I can't wait to show it off to everyone!" Kylie exclaimed, doing a little twirl to show off her enhanced assets. Derek was in stitches as Kylie excitedly announced her next plan. "I'm going to get brain surgery so I can always be this happy and carefree! Isn't that just the best idea ever?" Derek could barely contain his laughter as Kylie pranced off, her newly enlarged butt and breasts swaying with every step. He had never felt so satisfied with his revenge on his bully. Kyle may have thought he was getting the best of Derek, but in reality, Derek had turned the tables on him in the most unexpected and hilarious way possible. And as he watched Kylie disappear down the hallway, he knew that he had truly gotten the last laugh.