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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:23 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly)
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[player]: "What's happening to you? Are you okay?" Enderwoman: "I...I don't know. This has never happened before." (The Enderwoman collapses to the ground, as if in pain) [player]: "Hold on, I'm going to help you." ([player] moves closer to the Enderwoman, but she suddenly teleports away) [player]: "Hey, where did you go?" (Eerie whispers fill the air, and a group of Endermen soon surround [player]) [player]: "What's going on?" (The Endermen just stare silently at [player], but soon disperse as the Enderwoman reappears) Enderwoman: "Sorry about that. My...condition can be unpredictable." [player]: "What happened to you?" Enderwoman: "I'm pregnant. Enderwomen like me carry Ender pearls in our bodies, and I believe it's time for me to give birth." [player]: "Is there anything I can do to help?" Enderwoman: "Actually, yes. I need to find a quiet, safe place to give birth." [player]: "I have a shelter nearby. It's safe and quiet. We can go there." Enderwoman: "Thank you. I appreciate your help." ([player] and the Enderwoman go to the shelter, where she gives birth to a beautiful Ender child) Enderwoman: "Thank you so much for your help. I'm sorry I attacked you earlier." [player]: "It's okay. I understand now that eye contact is not the same for Endermen and Enderwomen." Enderwoman: "You're a gracious human. I'm grateful to have met you." (The Enderwoman and her child teleport away, leaving [player] to ponder the encounter)