Please write a vividly detailed story set in New Zealand about a gassy glasses-wearing blonde twink on a hike. after a while he spots a pond and tosses away his clothes until he's in the buff (compliment his butt and physique) and enters the pond. While bathing in the pond he decides to relieve himself by farting in the water, visibly enjoying the relief. Some fish die from the stink and he happily collects them. He climbs out of the pond and makes a campfire to cook them over