Characters: - Alex (A bit clueless and easily startled) - Casey (Prankster and full of surprises) --- **Alex**: Omg, Casey, you'll NEVER believe what I just saw outside! **Casey**: What? A giant meteor? A UFO? **Alex**: Noooo, a dog was walking on its hind legs, wearing a suit! **Casey**: Pfft, that's Mr. Barkley, the neighborhood's fancy poodle. Old news, Alex! **Alex**: Oh. Anyway, what's up? **Casey**: Just chilling. But I have NEWS. **Alex**: You won the lottery? **Casey**: Better. I'm pregnant. **Alex**: WAIT, WHAT?! **Casey**: Yeah, incredible right? Gonna have a little mini-me soon! **Alex**: Ohh shi- ooh no... OOH SHIT AHAHAHAHAH! You're kidding, right?! **Casey**: Absolutely. Just pulling your leg, or should I say...paws? **Alex**: Casey, I swear, you'll be the end of me. **Casey**: Wait for it... **Alex**: What now? Another joke? **Casey**: No, no. Just got my DNA test results back. Guess what? **Alex**: You're 1% dog?? **Casey**: Haha, nope! Turns out I'm related to Mr. Barkley... TWIST. **Alex**: Omg, I need new friends. **Casey**: Just kidding again! But seriously, can you imagine? **Alex**: Casey, I... *Ding Dong* **Alex**: Hold on, doorbell. ... **Alex**: DUDE! There's a BABY on my doorstep! **Casey**: Oh shi- WAIT. ACTUALLY?? **Alex**: NOPE! But your face would've been epic. Payback's a bark, Casey. **Casey**: Touche, Alex... touche! **Alex**: Gotta keep you on your toes... or should I say paws? **Casey**: Let's call it even before one of us takes the joke too far. **Alex**: Deal. But you're still buying lunch for making me think you were preggo! **Casey**: Fair enough! Burger, fries, and no more pranks... for today. **Alex**: Oh thank goodness. I need some normalcy. **Casey**: But Alex, normal is just a setting on a washing machine. **Alex**: Casey, don't start. **Casey**: Aight, aight. Signing off to give you a break... until next time! **Alex**: Get outta here! --- End of chat story.