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Jan 7, 2024 at 1:38 AM MSK
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Red vs Blue vs RWBY: Red vs Blue characters react to Oobleck: Yes, prior to the Faunus rights revolution, more popularly know as the "Faunus war", human kind quite, quite adamant about centralizing Faunus population in Menagerie. The coffee addicted maniac teacher says. Oobleck: Now, while this might feel like ancient hist- He starts to say before being interrupted by Caboose appearing behind him. Caboose: Why do you sound like me? Oobleck: What! How strange it seems like because the reds and blues are from another universe they have Doppelgangers in our universe, and I am your Doppelganger. Caboose: Neat Grif: Wait if you are Doppelgangers why is Caboose retarded and you're like, smart? He asks confused. Oobleck: *super speeds over to Grif* Well Mr. Grif, just because we are Doppelgangers doesn't mean we are anything alike, we simply are the same person but I chose to be more... educated. He says as Caboose says "neat" again. Sarge: Well now that you mention it that Ozpin fella sure does sound like agent Washington. He says thinking too hard.
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Simmons: Yeah, they do sound kind of similar. Maybe there's some sort of connection? Oobleck: Ah, yes! Well, Agent Washington and Ozpin do share some similarities, but they are different individuals. It's just a coincidence that their voices are alike. Tucker: Man, this whole Doppelganger thing is messing with my head. So, are there other versions of us in this universe too? Oobleck: It's certainly possible, but I haven't come across any others yet. But who knows what other parallel universes may hold? The possibilities are endless! Weiss: This is all very fascinating, but can we focus on the discussion at hand? The history of the Faunus rights movement is important, especially in understanding the current world we live in. Oobleck: Of course, my apologies for getting sidetracked. Now, where was I? Ah yes, the Faunus rights revolution. It was a pivotal moment in our history, leading to significant changes in the treatment and rights of the Faunus population. Simmons: Wait, so the Faunus war was actually a revolution? I always thought it was a violent conflict between humans and Faunus. Oobleck: Quite the contrary, Simmons. While there were certainly conflicts during that time, the term "Faunus war" is a bit of a misnomer. It was more of a social and political movement, demanding equal rights and representation for the Faunus. Caboose: So, like, a big fight for fairness and stuff? That's cool! Oobleck: Yes, exactly! The Faunus rights revolution was a fight for equality and justice. It paved the way for the world we live in today, where Faunus and humans coexist more harmoniously. Grif: Well, I'm all for equality, but can we wrap this up? I've got better things to do than listen to history lessons. Oobleck: Very well, Grif. I suppose we can delve into this topic another time. But remember, understanding our past helps shape our future. Sarge: That's right! Knowledge is power, Grif. Don't squander it. Grif: Fine, fine. Just don't expect me to remember any of this. Oobleck: Fair enough. Now, shall we continue? There's still much to learn and discuss.
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Red vs Blue vs RWBY: Red vs Blue characters react to Oobleck: Now, have any of you been subjugated or discriminated because of your Faunus heritage? *Velvet raises her hand slowly* DREADFUL, SIMPLY DREADFUL! Blah blah blah blah blah. Who can tell me the advantage that the Faunus has over General LeGume's forces? He asks as Cardin shoots a paper football at a sleeping Jaune waking him up and startling him.
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Caboose: Oh, oh! The advantage is... um... they can use their animal traits to be, like, super sneaky and stuff! Oobleck: Excellent observation, Caboose! Indeed, one advantage that Faunus have is their enhanced abilities derived from their animal traits. This includes enhanced senses, agility, and even night vision in some cases. These abilities can certainly give them an edge in certain situations. Tucker: Yeah, and it's not just about physical advantages. The Faunus can also bring unique perspectives and skills to the table. We've seen that in our own adventures with Blake. Blake: That's right. Faunus have a deep connection to nature and the ability to blend in, which can be invaluable in stealth missions or gathering information. Simmons: Plus, the diversity of the Faunus population means they bring a wide range of talents and expertise. That kind of diversity can lead to more innovative and effective strategies. Grif: Yeah, yeah, all that is great. But what about Cardin's question? What advantage do the Faunus have over LeGume's forces specifically? Oobleck: Ah, my apologies for diverting from the question. Well, General LeGume's forces are primarily made up of regular human soldiers. The advantage the Faunus have is their unique abilities, as I mentioned before. They can use their animal traits to outmaneuver and outwit regular soldiers on the battlefield. Sarge: And let's not forget their adaptability. Faunus are accustomed to living in different environments, thanks to their diverse animal characteristics. This means they can quickly adapt to new circumstances and environments, giving them an advantage in unfamiliar territories. Oobleck: Precisely, Sarge! The Faunus' adaptability and unique abilities can give them an upper hand in certain combat scenarios. It's important to recognize and utilize these advantages strategically. Yang: Well, it sounds like the Faunus definitely have their strengths. But in the end, it's not just about one side having an advantage. It's about finding equality and understanding among all beings. Weiss: Absolutely, Yang. The Faunus deserve equal rights and opportunities, just like any other individual. It's through cooperation and empathy that we can build a better world. Oobleck: Yes, indeed. Understanding and embracing our differences is crucial for progress and unity. Now, let's further explore the history and dynamics of the Faunus rights movement- Jaune: Wait, what just happened? Why is there a paper football on my face? Cardin: Just wanted to make sure you were awake, sleepyhead. Now pay attention, we're talking about important stuff here! Jaune: Ugh, fine. Let's get back to it then.
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Red vs Blue vs RWBY: Red vs Blue characters react to Oobleck: MR. ARC! Finally deciding to contribute to class! This is excellent. EXCELLENT! What is the answer? He asks a confused Jaune looking around for clues. Jaune: uh the answer... to the question... the advantage, that the Faunus had... over that other guys stuff is... He struggles to stall as he sees Phyyra pointing to her eyes and Tucker putting his pointer finger through a hole made by his thumb and pointer going in and out. Then Phyyra hitting Tucker and making binoculars with her hands around her eyes. Jaune: uh, uh... BINOCULARS! He says as the entire class laughs at him and Phyyra face palms. Oobleck: very funny Mr. Arc. CARDIN! Perhaps you would like to share your thoughts on the subject! He says to Cardin who has feet up on his desk.
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Cardin: Oh, great. Just what I needed, being put on the spot. Well, the advantage the Faunus have over General LeGume's forces is... um... their ability to adapt and blend in! Oobleck: Ah, yes. Good job, Cardin! The Faunus' natural ability to blend in with their surroundings, thanks to their animal traits, can definitely give them an advantage in terms of stealth and surprise tactics. Caboose: Yeah! Like when Blake used her cat ears to listen in on the enemy's plans! That was cool! Oobleck: Precisely, Caboose! The Faunus' enhanced hearing abilities can be utilized to gather vital information and stay one step ahead of their opponents. Simmons: Additionally, the Faunus' adaptability allows them to navigate through different environments more effectively. For example, a Faunus with bird-like traits can use their wings to gain an aerial advantage in battle. Grif: Okay, okay, we get it. The Faunus have some advantages. Can we please move on now? Oobleck: Of course, Grif. I apologize for the detour. Let's continue exploring the complexities of the Faunus rights movement and its impact on society. Sarge: Alright, alright. But if we're gonna talk about social issues, can we also address the fact that Red team has been subjugated to discrimination because we're Red and Blue team always gets the glory? It's not fair! Oobleck: Ah, discrimination comes in many forms, Sarge. It's important to be aware and empathetic to the experiences of all individuals, regardless of their team color or species. The goal should be unity and mutual respect. Weiss: I couldn't agree more. It's crucial to promote inclusivity and equal treatment for everyone. Let's focus on understanding and supporting one another. Oobleck: Very well said, Weiss. Now, let's dive back into the rich history of the Faunus rights movement and continue our discussion. Jaune: Uh, sorry again about the whole binoculars thing... Phyyra: Don't worry, Jaune. We all have our moments. Just try your best to participate and learn from now on. Jaune: Thanks, Phyyra. I'll make sure to step up my game. Oobleck: Excellent, Mr. Arc. Now, let's continue our path towards knowledge and enlightenment.
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Red vs Blue vs RWBY: Red vs Blue characters react to Caboose: I have a date with Ruby. He says as the others jump up in surprise. Tucker: YOU! WHO WOULD CHOOSE YOU OVER ME! He says in disbelief. Caboose: Ruby... and probably everyone else. He says as Tucker doesn't believe him. Grif: Wait are you serious or are you like, ya know, still being dumb? Caboose: No we have a date to make cookies... He says as the others all come to realization. Tucker: That's not a date! It's just two people of the opposite gender spending time together, alone... doing things, they both... like... oh crap it is a date. He says as he rethinks his entire life.
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Simmons: Wait, Caboose, are you saying that you and Ruby are going on a date? Just the two of you? Caboose: Yes! We are going to make cookies and have fun! Sarge: Well, I'll be, Caboose. Looks like you've won over the heart of a strong, independent Huntress-in-training. Good on ya! Weiss: That's... unexpected. But if Ruby agreed to go on a date with you, Caboose, then I suppose it's her choice. Just remember to be respectful and treat her well. Blake: Indeed. Relationships are about mutual trust and understanding. As long as you both enjoy spending time together, it could be a positive experience. Simmons: Wow, Tucker, you look like you've just had a revelation. Tucker: Yeah, I... I guess I've been too focused on being the ladies' man that I never stopped to consider what a real date is all about. Maybe it's not just about scoring or showing off. Maybe it's about connecting on a deeper level, sharing genuine moments together. Grif: You know what, Tucker? That's surprisingly insightful. Maybe there's hope for you after all. Tucker: Hey, come on! I've had my fair share of meaningful connections too! Caboose: Yes, sometimes I hear him "connecting" with someone through the barracks wall at night. I think it's called "snoring". Tucker: Shut up, Caboose! Oobleck: Well, Caboose, I wish you and Ruby a delightful time making cookies together. Though, I would advise you to follow proper kitchen safety protocols. Caboose: Oh, right! I forgot about that. Safety first! Cookies second! Simmons: And don't forget to brush up on your baking skills, Caboose. Nobody likes burnt cookies. Caboose: But burnt cookies are the best kind! They're like... extra crispy! Grif: Just don't burn down the base, okay? Caboose: I'll do my best! And don't worry, I won't use the flamethrower this time. Sarge: Alright, enough chatter. Caboose, you go enjoy your date with Ruby. The rest of us have some work to do. Caboose: Okay, Sarge! Bye everyone! Have fun with your not-dates! As Caboose happily goes off to his date, the rest of the group resumes their usual activities, contemplating the unexpected turn of events.