SpongeBob: (looking in the mirror, confused) Oh no, what's happening to me? Why does my voice sound so... different? Gary: Meow. SpongeBob: (panicking) Gary, I think something terrible is happening. I'm... I'm turning into someone else! Gary: Meow...Meow? SpongeBob: No, not just anyone... I fear I'm turning into... Alex Jones! Gary: Meow?! SpongeBob: (frustrated) Not that I'd want to be him! It's just that, lately, my voice sounds so loud and intense. And I've been shouting about conspiracies that don't even make sense! Gary: Meow...Meow! SpongeBob: (sadly) I know, Gary. It's not like me at all. I used to be all about jellyfishing and making Krabby Patties, but now... now I'm ranting about secret government fish controlling our lives! Gary: Meow! SpongeBob: (shaking his head) You're right, Gary. Krusty Krab's secret formula must be the real reason behind all this... formula for conspiracy theories, that is! Gary: Meow? SpongeBob: (shouting) The chum is turning people into mindless followers, I tell you! Squidward: (walking by, annoyed) SpongeBob, keep it down! Some of us are trying to work here! SpongeBob: (looking at Squidward, caught up in the moment) That's exactly what they want you to think, Squidward! Wake up, sheeple! Squidward: (rolls his eyes) Whatever, SpongeBob. Just make sure your craziness doesn't affect my day. SpongeBob: (whispering to himself) They're silencing us, Gary! They don't want the truth to be heard! Patrick: (joining in) Did somebody say the word "truth"? Is it time for the Jellyfishing Revolution? SpongeBob: (excitedly) Yes, Patrick! The revolution starts now! We'll expose the Krabby Patty conspiracy and reveal the real masterminds behind it all! Gary: Meow... (skeptical) SpongeBob: Don't worry, Gary. Deep down, I'll always be the lovable sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. This Alex Jones phase won't last forever. And until I figure it out, let's just enjoy some jellyfishing... as long as it doesn't turn into a jellyfish conspiracy too! Gary: Meow. (smiling)