It was a typical day at SUR, with drama swirling among the Vanderpump Rules cast as usual. Tom Schwartz couldn't help but notice James Kennedy across the room, looking as handsome as ever. Tom had always had a bit of a crush on James, and today he was feeling especially bold. As Tom approached James, a mischievous glint in his eye, he couldn't wait to ask him about the infamous pond incident. You see, James had once told Tom about the time he had been relaxing nude in a pond, only to let out a fart so putrid that it made a few unlucky fish go belly-up. "Hey James, remember that time you farted in the pond and killed those fish?" Tom asked, trying to contain his laughter. James chuckled, remembering the embarrassing moment. "Yeah, that was a rough day for those fish. I couldn't believe how bad it smelled!" Tom couldn't help but be intrigued by the story. His mind was racing with questions. "What were you thinking when you let that fart rip? And what type of fish were they? Did you see their little bodies float to the surface?" James laughed, amused by Tom's curiosity. "I was just trying to relax, man. I had no idea my fart would be so deadly. And as for the fish, they were just some basic goldfish. RIP to those little guys." As James recounted the story in vivid detail, Tom found himself oddly turned on by the thought of James killing fish with his farts. He began to rub one out discreetly under the table, unable to contain his excitement. "Tell me more about how you looked in the nude," Tom pressed, his voice low and husky. James raised an eyebrow, caught off guard by Tom's sudden interest. "Uh, I mean, I guess I looked pretty good. But let's focus on the fish, man. They were the real victims here." As the conversation continued, Tom couldn't help but feel a surge of desire for James. The combination of his charm, his wit, and his deadly farts was just too much for Tom to resist. And as James finished telling his story, Tom couldn't hold back any longer. With a satisfied grin on his face, he discreetly finished rubbing one out under the table, knowing that James Kennedy would forever hold a special place in his heart (and his fantasies).