Make a vividly detailed and comedic Shrek story about Artie and Shrek (his crush) in the buff (describe Shrek's physique and butt throughout the story) in a pond. They're currently eating from a plate of ogre food Shrek left on the shoreline. Describe how Shrek looks as he the food makes him gassy and causes him to repeatedly let out huge farts in the pond, some fish dying from the awful stench. Shrek offers to cook them up, and Artie happily accepts. Add dialogue between them throughout the story