Write the following as a story. Ahri and Syndra are battling in the mid lane during a league of legends match. Syndra sees Ahri's large testicles swinging freely under her skirt and rips them off. As Syndra attempts to remove Ahri's ball sack she accidentally allows Ahri to get a little to close. Ahri reaches under Syndra's skirt and grabs her own balls, Ahri manages to rip Syndra's nuts off before her own balls are turned to mush. Ahri stomped on Syndra's penis until it was broken and useless.