write a comedic and detailed story set in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides about Philip Swift (played by Sam Claflin) waking up in bed and deciding he's gonna have fish for dinner. Philip takes a burlap sack with him and goes outside to a pond near his home, he loves catching fish by using his stinky farts since its so easy. Once he reaches the pond, he undresses. Write a comedic description of his butt. Describe how he looks while entering the pond, then as he lets out a fart he's been holding in all day. Describe how the fart bubbles look. Describe how he looks as he's enjoying the feeling of relief afterwards. some of the fish go belly-up from how horrible it smells. Philip then happily collects the fish and goes back to his home. He makes a dinner out of the fish. Describe the dinner he makes, and describe Philip eating it. add dialogue from Philip throughout the whole story