It was a beautiful sunny day at the SUR pond and the Vanderpump Rules crew was taking a break from all the drama and enjoying some relaxation. Tom Schwartz couldn't take his eyes off James Kennedy, his longtime crush, as they lounged by the water. In a moment of boldness fueled by a few too many drinks, Tom finally mustered up the courage to approach James and strike up a conversation. As they chatted, Tom couldn't help but bring up a particularly memorable moment from the past - the time James had let out a fart that was so noxious, it had caused a few fish to go belly-up. "Tell me everything," Tom urged, his eyes wide with fascination. "What were you thinking in that moment? How did it feel knowing you were causing fish genocide with your butt?" James laughed, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. "It was wild, mate. I was just minding my own business, enjoying the water, when suddenly it hit me. I couldn't hold it in any longer, and the next thing I knew, the fish were floating to the surface." Tom's heart raced with excitement as he listened, his hand discreetly wandering down to his lap. He grinned, unable to contain his arousal at the thought of James' deadly farts. "And what were you wearing at the time?" Tom asked, his voice breathless with anticipation. "Or were you completely in the nude?" James shrugged casually. "Oh, I was butt naked, mate. Figured I might as well let it all hang out while I was relaxing. Little did I know, my gas was lethal to the aquatic life." As James continued to regale Tom with every juicy detail, Tom couldn't help but feel a thrill run through him. He was living out his wildest fantasy, getting off on James' fish-killing farts right before his very eyes. "Was it a big fish or a little fish that bit the dust?" Tom inquired, unable to contain his excitement. "I need to know every fishy detail." And as James described the scene in vivid detail, Tom couldn't help but imagine himself in the pond with James, the two of them bonding over their shared love of fart-induced fish fatalities. It was a moment he would never forget, one that would go down in Vanderpump Rules history as both hilarious and downright bizarre.