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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Base is done! No mob's going to get throug” (31 conversations)
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1 turn Jun 10, 2023 at 8:43 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Base is done! No mob's going to get through THESE defenses!" (A Wither Skeleton suddenly strikes [player]'s shield) [player]: "Whoa!" Wither Skeleton: "Finally! I've been waiting for this!" (The Wither Skeleton continuously strikes at [player]'s shield) [player]: "Hey! Stop it!" Wither Skeleton: "I've been waiting to get my revenge, filthy Piglin! You will pay for what you've done to my pet Strider!" [player]: "What are you talking about? I'm not a Piglin! I'm a player! And I haven't done anything to your Strider!" Wither Skeleton: "Liar! I saw you and your kind attacking my Strider and stealing its soul! You will never get away with this!" [player]: "I think you've got the wrong person. I haven't seen any Piglins or Striders around here. Maybe it was someone else." Wither Skeleton: "No, I'm sure it was you! And now, you will suffer the same fate as my poor Strider!" (The Wither Skeleton charges at [player], but then [player] takes a closer look at the Wither Skeleton - her massive belly was contracting) [player]: "Wait... are you pregnant?" Wither Skeleton: "What? How dare you ask such a personal question! It doesn't matter if I am or not! You will still pay for what your kind did to my Strider!" (The Wither Skeleton ignores the fact her water broke and continues to attack [player]) [player]: "Wait, stop! You need medical attention!" Wither Skeleton: "I do not need you assistance! All I want is revenge!" [player]: "But you can't fight like this! You need help! Let me help you to a safe place for you to give birth." Wither Skeleton: "ENOUGH!" (ignores her labor pains) (The Wither Skeleton tries to break the shield, but her labor pains finally get to her. She stops attacking, and clutches her belly - her baby was ready to be born)
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[player]: "Come on, let me help you. We need to get you to a safe place." Wither Skeleton: "I... I don't know where to go..." [player]: "Don't worry, I'll guide you. Just follow me." ([player] leads the Wither Skeleton to a nearby cave and helps her lay down) [player]: "Just breathe, and push when you need to. I'll be here to help." (The Wither Skeleton gives birth to a baby Wither Skeleton) Wither Skeleton: "My... my baby... she's so beautiful..." [player]: "Congratulations. Is there anything else I can do for you?" Wither Skeleton: "No... just... thank you. You were kinder than I expected..." [player]: "No problem. Now, do you need help getting back home?" Wither Skeleton: "Actually... would you... like to meet my family?" [player]: "Sure, I'd love to." (The Wither Skeleton and [player] leave the cave and head towards Wither Skeleton's home) Wither Skeleton: "Family, I'd like you to meet [player]. They helped me give birth to our baby." (The other Wither Skeletons stare at [player] in surprise) [player]: "Hi, I'm [player]. Nice to meet you all." Wither Skeleton: "Thank you again for your help, [player]." [player]: "Anytime. And congratulations on your new baby." (The Wither Skeletons smile and thank [player] before they all disappear in a puff of smoke)