Make a vividly detailed and comedic Starship Troopers fictional story about Johnny Rico (played by Casper van Dien) after a battle. While tossing his clothes into his locker, he decides on going to bathe in a river (describe his physique, butt, face and armpits), he leaves base then goes to the river. Describe how he looks as he enters the river and washes off. He feels gassy. Describe how he looks as he farts into the waters, enjoying the relief. The water near his butt smells so foul now that a few fish die. He happily grabs them for a campfire roast. Add dialogue from Johnny throughout the story