Make a Funkus history based on the Pyrus history, with 3 sentences and 1 paragraph and no punctuation at the end of the last sentence. It also replaces Pyrus with Funkus and replaces a few company things with the Funk prefix and Funk Industries is one of them Pyrus Pyrifolia Calculators was founded in 1977 by some super talented snobs and visioners, who had left Progress Industries to pursue their own dream to create best and most exclusive computer hardware in the world. The founders know that there were the best in the business and they also love pears (Pirus in Latin) very much. The word 'Pirus' placed before the name 'Progress' in the phone book. That not only means that Pirus hardware and software is better than the Progressbar one, but also means that Pirus is far ahead of progress itself, it is a unique example of an 'IT avant-garde'