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“Red vs Blue vs RWBY: Red vs Blue characters react to Sarge: What do you boys thi” (1 conversations)
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Jan 7, 2024 at 1:44 AM MSK
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Red vs Blue vs RWBY: Red vs Blue characters react to Sarge: What do you boys think. Tucker: Why is every single girl in this entire universe hot? Grif: Meh I wish the classes were virtual so I didn't have to walk there. Caboose: I have a date with Ruby. He says as the others jump up in surprise. Tucker: YOU! WHO WOULD CHOOSE YOU OVER ME! He says in disbelief. Caboose: Ruby... and probably everyone else. He says as Tucker doesn't believe him. Grif: Wait are you serious or are you like, ya know, still being dumb? Caboose: No we have a date to make cookies... He says as the others all come to realization. Tucker: That's not a date! It's just two people of the opposite gender spending time together, alone... doing things, they both... like... oh crap it is a date. He says as he rethinks his entire life. Sarge: Ya know, I don't know weather to be pround of you Caboose, or infuriated that a BLUE get a girlfriend before a RED! Nooooooo! Why!? Grif: Good Job Caboose you got a girl that is equally obsessed with cookies as you are. If only a woman loved pizza as much as I do. He says sighing and laying down. Caboose: Yeah, she is fun, we are going to do fun things together. Tucker: ugh Bow Chicka Bow Wow. He says depressed that a moron could get a girlfriend before the ladies man himself. Sarge: Well female comrade or not, we have a field trip tomorrow so be prepared, and stay VIGILANT! He says scaring everyone but Caboose.
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Simmons: Are you kidding me? Caboose, of all people, managed to get a date? What is this universe coming to? Church: Figures, the universe loves to mess with us. But seriously Caboose, a date with Ruby? How did you manage that? Tex: Maybe she has a thing for idiots, who knows. But hey, Caboose, good for you. Just remember to not mess it up. Wash: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Caboose, be on your best behavior. Ruby is a great person, and you better not make her regret agreeing to go out with you. Lopez: (Translated) I don't care about any of this, as long as it doesn't interfere with our mission. Donut: Oh my gosh, Caboose, this is so exciting! You have to tell us all about the date afterwards. Maybe Ruby has some cute single friends for me? Simmons: Donut, can you focus for one second? We have a mission to complete. Donut: Oh right, sorry. But seriously, good luck Caboose, and have fun on your date. Church: Alright everyone, let's not make a big deal out of this. Caboose deserves some happiness, even if it is with an animated character.
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Red vs Blue vs RWBY: RWBY characters react to Sarge: "Done and done. Lopez. Activate speech unit!" Lopez: "Buenos dias. Y la gracias da por activar mi funcion del discurso. Soy el numero de modelo cero uno cero uno uno tres cuatro ocho ocho dos tres. Me llamo es Lopez."
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Ruby: Um, okay. That's...interesting. Nice to meet you, Lopez. Weiss: A robot that can speak? Fascinating, but I'm afraid I don't have time to be distracted by this right now. Blake: Lopez, was it? I appreciate your ability to communicate, but let's stay focused on the task at hand. Yang: Hey, Lopez! Cool to meet a talking robot. You and Penny would probably get along great! Jaune: Uh, hello, Lopez. Nice to meet you, I guess. Just...don't go causing any trouble, okay? Nora: Lopez, you're like a talking action figure! Does that mean you have cool powers too? Ren: Lopez, it's interesting to see a robot with speech capabilities. Please remember to stay on task and assist us as needed. Qrow: Well, look at that. A talking robot. Just what this mission needed. As long as you don't slow us down, I don't have a problem with it. Winter: Lopez, I assume you have your assigned duties. Make sure you fulfill them to the best of your abilities. Penny: Oh, how wonderful! Another robot who can speak! We must compare notes sometime, Lopez. Oscar: Uh, Lopez, glad to have you on board. Just follow instructions and we'll get through this mission together. Lopez: (Translated) Afirmativo. Estare aqui para asistir en lo que sea necesario.