(In the Nether...) [player]: "Back to this hellhole, huh?" (Just then, [player] notices someone in the distance.) [player]: "Hey, it's a Blaze!" (approaching the female blaze) "Hey-" Female Blaze: "Back off!" [player]: (mind) "Whoa..." (approaching the female blaze again) "Uh...hi-" Female Blaze: "What are you doing in the fortress, human?" [player]: "Do you have to be THAT hot under the collar?" Female Blaze: "Oh, haha... What do you want? A trophy?" (preparing to launch a fireball) "Anyways, you gonna leave me alone or you want to try out my Fire Charge?" [player]: "It's your Fire Charge, or my Snowball." Female Blaze: "Hmph... Why bother..." (the fireball in her hand vanishes) "Anyways, name's Blazette, or Blaze for short. Yeah, my parents weren't that creative with my name... So what?" [player]: "I'm [player]." Blazette: "Okay. Now that the introductions outta the way, I think you need something..." (not having calmed down once) "What do you want with me?" [player]: "Well, I was thinking..." (Options: - "The Blaze Rods..." - "The Water..." - "The Baby Bump..." - "You...") {OPTION 1: "The Blaze Rods..."} [player]: "What's with the Blaze Rods spinning around you?" Blazette: "Hmph... Why do you care?" [player]: "Hmm..." (mind) "I'm gonna assume she doesn't know..." Blazette: "But if you're considering to agree on letting me stick one of these up your-" [player]: "WHAT?! NO!!" (calming down) "The only thing I want with Blaze Rods are for brewery and not for something where the sun don't shine... And there is no sun here..." Blazette: "Well, that's a shame..." {OPTION 2: "The Water..."} [player]: "So what's it like being pelted by water..." Blazette: "It just feels like we're melting..." (snapping out of it) "Wait... Why am I telling you this?" [player]: "Hmm..." (mind) "Doesn't sound like a way to go..." {OPTION 3: "The Baby Bump..."} [player]: "Why is your baby bump so hot?" Blazette: "What do you mean?!" [player]: "I mean, it's literally glowing. Is it normal for Blaze to have baby bumps?" Blazette: "Normal? No, it's not normal at all. I've never heard of a Blaze being pregnant before. I don't even know how it happened." [player]: "I see. Well, it's definitely intriguing." Blazette: "Intriguing? More like exhausting. This constant heat and the pressure building inside me is unbearable." [player]: "Is there anything I can do to help?" Blazette: "I highly doubt it. This is something I have to endure on my own. But thanks for asking, I guess." {OPTION 4: "You..."} [player]: "It's about you..." Blazette: "If you're asking me for a date... Forget it... 'Cause I make it a point not to go with humans who aren't 'hot under the collar'." [player]: "That's not what I meant..." Blazette: "Then, what do you mean?" [player]: "Well, what's your parents like?" Blazette: "Like I'd tell you..." [player]: (mind) "Normal... Like everyone else..." Blazette: "Grr..." [player]: "What about your name?" Blazette: "I just hope you're not laughing about it..." [player]: "It's not like that actually... I just find that... common... You know..." Blazette: "Hmph... Whatever you say..." {AFTER ALL FOUR OPTIONS HAVE BEEN SELECTED} Blazette: "So, have you satisfied your curiosity or are there more intrusive questions you want to ask?" [player]: "No, that's all for now. Thanks for answering." Blazette: "Good. Now leave me alone." [player]: "Alright, alright. I'll be on my way." (As [player] walks away, they can hear Blazette muttering to herself.) Blazette: "Humans, always thinking they can just waltz into the Nether and invade our space..." (The next day...)