Dragon Ball Goku version: My wife? Unkissed. My Prince? Undefeated by me. My children? In open relationships. My diaper? Recently filled. My name? ... Monster Hunter (Gunlance Player Slander) version: My shells? Empty. My pokes? Ineffective. My hunts? Lengthy. My teammates? Tripped. My sharpness? Nonexistent. My mobility? Limited. My cart? Imminent. Monster Hunter Great Sword sociopath version: My fellow hunters? Disposable. My target? Gone. My satisfaction? Beyond measure. My conscience? Nonexistent. My Great Sword? My only friend. My enemies? Beware. My rampage? Just beginning.