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“Make a black comedy story here...Dick Grayson getting ready to marry Harley Quin” (1 conversations)
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Mar 26, 2024 at 9:22 AM PDT
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Make a black comedy story here...Dick Grayson getting ready to marry Harley Quinn here in Gotham's cathedral...decorations...food...church and wedding music played by Zatanna figuring as she figures...its the perfect time to practice smiling...always a good time to practice smiling...like right now...as she reminds herself that funeral and wedding music are two different things.........there is a heavily drunk Jason Todd and a heavily drunk Stephanie Brown as well......as Stephanie drunkenly thinks...wait...if Harley marries Dick...then...that doesn't mean Harley is 'family' now?..and Jason's response?..jugs the whole damn bottle......Barbara Gordon is there on wheelchair as well...with an eye-twitch...forced smile on her face......she is definitely not thinking her past relationships with Dick...no way...Dinah whispering to Vixen that according to Huntress...Dick is NOT being mind-controlled...and Tim mumbling about not having enough coffee to forget this moment...perhaps coffee + alcohol...a daring synthesis...Damian and Cassandra not there for the wedding...Poison Ivy sighing...well...Harley and Nightwing...who would have thought...as Poison Ivy used to date Harley...but...alas...hmph......Killer Frost is here if only because to see Batman seethe...and Catwoman can only imagine how Batman is feeling right now...all the while Clayface is just there to see the wedding......Signal trying to recall that one technique he learned to see if it was a dream or not......and Batwoman sighing...so this is happening.........while Cyborg just eats the food...prepared by Wally West who is in fact internally screaming right now...but hey...food is food...Superboy thinks so too...figuring if he eats enough...maybe he can digest the idea that Dick is marrying Harley Quinn ...Beast Boy agrees...while Huntress grumbling about this wedding...then deciding to eat as well...maybe if she eats enough or all of the food and drink all the alcohol...she'll be too busy dieting to forget this wedding ever happened......while Raven sighs............Donna blinking rapidly...Cassie Sandmark realizing no...this is NOT a dream......Starfire thinning his lips...Dick marrying Harley Quinn...very well then...as Starfire quietly sighs...as she knows of her history with Dick...but if Dick is truly happy with this...while Garth and Arsenal debate on getting the drinks too and getting drunk like Jason Todd...only for Garth to realize he can't get drunk easily...but Arsenal can...and the priest there is well...Two-Face......and Batman is in the crowd...seething...like sure...Dick's went out with a lot of women...including Starfire and Barbara...but...THIS?........and Superman simply comforts Batman is all...and Green Arrow stroking his beard...asking Hal Jordan to punch him...just in case he's dreaming right now...while Alfred...more or less...respects Dick's decision...but acknowledges that life at Wayne Manor will be very...interesting...from now on......and Deathstroke is there...Nightwing's nemesis...as he wonders if this will change their dynamics...because...of all the things...Dick marrying Harley...the lady associated with the Joker who killed Jason Todd...well...as Deathstroke quietly chuckles...because maybe...Grayson really became the 'I can fix her' to Harley Quinn...and seeing Batman seethe and cope?..worth it..........and Talia Al Ghul is there...a flicker of surprised contemplation...as she too hears from her spy...Dick Grayson is in fact...not being coerced by any of them...Dick really wants to marry Harley Quinn....as Wonder Woman grimly smiles at the wedding...while Deadshot laughs loudly as he gets a drink.... add black comedy dialogues
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As the guests mingle within the gothic beauty of Gotham's Cathedral, the air buzzes with a mix of incredulity and forced celebration. Jason Todd, glassy-eyed and swaying, leans heavily on an equally inebriated Stephanie Brown. Jason mumbles, holding the bottle to his lips, "If I drink enough, maybe I'll forget who's getting hitched." Stephanie, squinting hard, tries to follow Jason's logic. "But... if Harley's marrying Dick, does that make her part of the... oh, screw it." She grabs the bottle from Jason, taking a long swig. Nearby, Barbara Gordon offers a masterclass in maintaining a forced smile, her eye twitching slightly as she watches the festivities. "I'm not thinking about my past with Dick. Not one bit. This is... fine." Dinah leans over to Vixen, whispering conspiratorially, "Huntress swore Dick wasn't mind-controlled. I demanded proof but all I got were shrugs." Tim Drake, buried beneath layers of dark circles, murmurs almost philosophically to himself, "Coffee plus alcohol. The multiverse's answer to witnessing your mentor's bizarre life choices." From a corner, Poison Ivy watches, a delicate sigh escaping her. "Harley and Nightwing... Truly, love is blind. And possibly insane." Killer Frost can't help but chuckle at the sight of Batman, his discomfort as palpable as a Gotham fog. "I came for the bizarreness, staying for the Batman brooding show." Catwoman, elegantly detached, muses aloud, "Wonder if the Bat's considering retirement after this. Gotham's insanity finally hitting home?" Cyborg, meanwhile, fills his plate with food prepared by a frantic Wally West. "Man, drama or not, gotta admit, Wally's cooking is the one true love story here." Superboy, loading his own plate, nods in agreement. "Maybe if I eat enough, the absurdity will make sense. Or not." Beast Boy, in the form of a pig, munches happily alongside. "Food's a good distraction. Better than trying to figure out this... scenario." Huntress, glaring at the buffet, decides, "If I consume all the calories, I can spend the next month working it off and pretending this never happened." Raven, in her signature monotone, adds, "This is... a unique union. May Azar help them." Starfire, maintaining her poise but with a hint of melancholy, shares, "Dick's happiness is paramount, even if this union is... unexpected." In the midst of the conversations, Two-Face, the priest for the occasion, flips his coin. "Today, we celebrate... or condemn. Chance decides." Batman, from his vantage point, remains stoic yet visibly disturbed. Superman, ever the friend, pats him on the shoulder. "Bruce, remember, love... finds a way?" Green Arrow, scratching his bearded chin, looks to Hal Jordan. "If you punch me and I wake up, I owe you one." Alfred, observing the spectacle, remarks dryly, "Master Wayne's Manor was never dull. But this? This will be... unforgettable." Deathstroke, hidden in the shadows, can't help but let out a soft chuckle. "Nightwing marrying Joker's ex? The enemy of my enemy... gets married in Gotham, apparently." Talia Al Ghul watches with a blend of shock and amusement. "Dick Grayson's choices continue to... surprise us all. Fascinating." Wonder Woman, attempting to find the silver lining, smiles thinly. "May their union be strong. They'll need it." Deadshot, raising a glass, laughs heartily. "To the weirdest couple in Gotham! May their chaos outmatch even ours!"