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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Base is done! No mob's going to get throug” (31 conversations)
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toxic
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Jun 10, 2023 at 8:35 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Base is done! No mob's going to get through THESE defenses!" (A Wither Skeleton suddenly strikes [player]'s shield) [player]: "Whoa!" Wither Skeleton: "Finally! I've been waiting for this!" (The Wither Skeleton continuously strikes at [player]'s shield) [player]: "Hey! Stop it!" Wither Skeleton: "I've been waiting to get my revenge, filthy Piglin! You will pay for what you've done to my pet Strider!" [player]: "What are you talking about? I'm not a Piglin! I'm a player! And I haven't done anything to your Strider!" Wither Skeleton: "Liar! I saw you and your kind attacking my Strider and stealing its soul! You will never get away with this!" [player]: "I think you've got the wrong person. I haven't seen any Piglins or Striders around here. Maybe it was someone else." Wither Skeleton: "No, I'm sure it was you! And now, you will suffer the same fate as my poor Strider!" (The Wither Skeleton charges at [player], but then [player] takes a closer look at the Wither Skeleton - her massive belly was contracting) [player]: "Wait... are you pregnant?" Wither Skeleton: "What? How dare you ask such a personal question! It doesn't matter if I am or not! You will still pay for what your kind did to my Strider!" (The Wither Skeleton ignores the fact her water broke and continues to attack [player]) [player]: "Wait, stop! You need medical attention!" Wither Skeleton: "I do not need you assistance! All I want is revenge!" [player]: "But you can't fight like this! You need help! Let me help you to a safe place for you to give birth." Wither Skeleton: "ENOUGH!" (ignores her labor pains and breaks [player]'s shield)
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[player]: "Okay, okay! I can see that you're not willing to listen. But please, at least let me call for help. I can radio my friends and they can send over an ambulance." Wither Skeleton: "Ambulance? What is that?" [player]: "It's a vehicle that can take you to the hospital. You need to get to the hospital, now!" Wither Skeleton: "Hospital? Why would I need to go there?" [player]: "Because you're pregnant! And you need medical attention! Please, let me help you, I promise you won't regret it." Wither Skeleton: (pauses) "Fine. But you're coming with me. I don't trust you to leave me alone." [player]: "Okay, that's fair. Let's go." (Together, [player] and the Wither Skeleton make their way to the hospital. After a successful delivery, the Wither Skeleton thanks [player] for helping her and apologizes for attacking him.) Wither Skeleton: "I'm sorry for attacking you earlier. I was just so angry and afraid. Thank you for saving me and my baby." [player]: "Of course. I'm just glad I could help. And congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him?" Wither Skeleton: "Her name is going to be Emily, after my mother." [player]: "That's a beautiful name. And if you ever need help again, don't hesitate to ask." Wither Skeleton: "I will keep that in mind. Thank you, again." (The Wither Skeleton and [player] part ways, with a newfound respect for each other and a lesson learned about jumping to conclusions.)