[The commercial opens with a shot of a beautiful forest and a pristine pond] [Shrek is seen happily splashing in the pond, enjoying his bath. He stands up and looks confidently at the camera. He is completely naked, covered in mud and algae] Shrek: Ah, nothing like a good soak in nature to get the day started right. [Shrek grins widely and raises his arms in the air, letting out a loud fart] [The camera pans to the fish in the water, who suddenly start floating to the surface, dead] Shrek: [looks at the camera with a huge grin on his face] Oopsie daisy! [Cut to a shot of a perfume bottle, with the words "Fart de Shrek" written on it, and a tagline that reads "The scent that will make your enemies keel over"] [Shrek emerges from the pond, and walks towards the camera, still naked] Shrek: [gesturing to his body] Ladies, don't be fooled by those fancy perfumes that promise you the world. This right here is the real deal. [Shrek winks at the camera and lets out another fart, causing birds flying above to plummet to the ground, dead] Shrek: [excitedly] Oh, looks like we have a winner. [Cut to a shot of a group of women, all dressed in high-end clothing, looking bored and unimpressed] Shrek: [in a deep voiceover] Are you tired of smelling like roses and vanilla? Do you want to make a statement and have everyone take notice? [The women start to perk up, looking intrigued] Shrek: [on camera] Then look no further, because Fart de Shrek is here to save the day! [The women start to laugh and nod in agreement] [Cut to a shot of the women all wearing large gas masks and standing far away from Shrek, who is still grinning and waving at them] Shrek: [smiling contentedly] Another satisfied customer. [The commercial closes with a shot of the Fart de Shrek perfume bottle, with the tagline "Get ready to clear the room with confidence"]