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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:28 PM EDT
United States
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH!"
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[player]: "What's happening to you? Are you okay?" Enderwoman: "I'm... I'm giving birth..." [player]: "Giving birth? But to what?" Enderwoman: "You'll see..." (Out of the Enderwoman's body, a small Endermite appears) [player]: "Oh... it's an Endermite." Enderwoman: "My child... my little Endermite..." [player]: "Is that why you attacked me? You were protecting your newborn?" Enderwoman: "Yes... I'm sorry. I was just scared. I wanted to protect my baby at all costs." [player]: "I understand. I would've done the same thing if I were in your position." Enderwoman: "Thank you for understanding. I'm sorry for attacking you." [player]: "It's okay. Let's just be glad everything turned out alright." (The Enderwoman and [player] make amends and continue building together, all while keeping a safe distance from each other's eyes.)