Write an edit of the following copypasta, but make it Monster Hunter related, specifically lance users: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan The rhyme should be derogatory and mocking of of lance users, just like the original. I'll start: I poke I often choke In hunts, I am a joke I block I pretend I rock But my DPS is the laughing stock I guard I try hard Yet my contribution's still barred I'm slow I know My weapon just can't steal the show I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... a Lance user, to blame Monster Hunter Gunlance player slander version: My damage? Light. My skill? Questionable, not quite right. My hunts? Drag on for eternity. My shells? Dry, lacking any potency. My fellow hunters? They fall and trip. My sharpness? Dull, unable to make a dent or clip. My mobility? Heavy and slow. My cart? Ready and waiting to go. Insect Glaive version: