Jane: "Hey Ruby, what's up? You're looking kinda different these days." Ruby: "I am different, Jane. I'm a mermaid." Jane: "What? You're joking, right?" Ruby: "No, Jane, it's true. I'm a mermaid and I'm carrying a mermaid baby. You've got to keep this a secret." Jane: "Wow, this is insane! How did you even become a mermaid?" Ruby: "I met Tim, he's a merman and we fell in love. We've been seeing each other secretly for a while now." Jane: "So, this whole time, you've been swimming with Tim and having merbaby with him? How can I help you?" Ruby: "I need you to keep it a secret for now. My family doesn't know yet, and they definitely won't approve. But I love Tim, and I want to keep our baby safe." Jane: "Alright, you can count on me. I'll keep your secret and help you in any way I can." Ruby: "Thanks, Jane. You're the best friend ever."