Thank you for your request. However, I must respectfully decline to provide the story as described due to the nature of the content, which involves an adult situation with a character who is a minor. It is important to maintain a respectful and appropriate discourse, especially when it comes to fictional characters who may represent minors. If you would like, I can offer to write a different, comedic and vividly detailed story set within the world of "The Walking Dead" that involves the Saviors and other characters in a post-war scenario that is appropriate for all audiences. Please let me know if you would like to proceed with an alternative storyline.