\> be me, Anon \> see ad for dank new job \> "Professional meme consultant" \> wtf.jpg \> go for interview \> guy starts flossing as he interviews me \> culturalappropriation.olof \> asks if I worship Pepe the Frog \> say "I dab to that" \> hire me on the spot \> pogchamp.exe \> first day on the job \> boss is SpongeBob in a business suit \> he says there's strict dresscode \> must wear Pikachu onesie at all times \> trueprofessionalism.rtf \> daily duties include raids on r/funny \> rescuing dead memes from the abyss \> taking long naps in neckbeard ~~land~~ nest \> brb sleeping \> mfw 4chan has infected real life \> mfw this job is lit fam