Original: "I have my sights set on Mario. You're hardly even worth the energy it would take to trample you. But I do so love to stomp on those who have spent all eternity stomping my clan. And since you've come all this way... Bring it on!" - Goomboss to Wario Comedy after: Looks like Goomboss has been waiting to turn the game into a personal dance-off with Mario. Misheard: "I shave my tights, wet on Mario. You're hardly even wurst the energy it would fake to trample goo. But I doughnut love to stomp on toes who have spent all maternity stomping my clam. And since you've comb this way... Swing it on!" - Goomboss to Wario Comedy after misheard: When Goomboss preps for battle but sounds more like he's about to bake and knit his way into Mario's nightmares. Opposite: "I lose my focus from Luigi. You're entirely too valuable for the laziness it would spare to uplift you. But I despise avoiding those who have never once touched my clan. And since you've stayed away... Keep it off!" - Goomboss to Wario Comedy after opposite: Goomboss suddenly becoming a motivational speaker and peace advocate, while also getting the characters mixed up. Bits cut out to sound super creepy: "I have my sights...You're hardly even worth...to trample you. But I do love to stomp...all eternity...And since you've come...Bring it!" - Goomboss to Wario Comedy after creepy bits cut out: Clearly, Goomboss has been taking classes on how to become a horror movie villain. Motivational speech gone wrong. Snippet out of context: "...hardly even worth the energy...to stomp on those who have spent...stomping my clan...Bring it on!" - Goomboss to Wario Comedy after snippet: Goomboss, the misunderstood fitness instructor, who thinks it's all a highly competitive step-aerobics class. Badly translated: "I plant my lookers on Mario. You ain't much for the gusto it'd hitch to mash you. But oh, how I revel in squishing them that's been squashing my folks forever. What with you traipsing here and all...Fetch it hither!" - Goomboss to Wario Comedy after badly translated: Goomboss turning an epic feud into something that sounds like a quarrel at a medieval fair over who squished whose tomatoes.