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“Write a humorous movie script, set in the Zootopia universe, about Duke Weaselto” (1 conversations)
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Feb 21, 2024 at 9:47 PM EST
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Write a humorous movie script, set in the Zootopia universe, about Duke Weaselton attempting to construct his very own Wii U, while Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde watch in confusion. After Duke is finished making the "Wii U" (which looks more like a pile of electronic components shoved into a cardboard box), he turns it on. He then puts in a "legitimate copy" (yeah, right) of a game into the "Wii U", to test its gaming performance...but it catches on fire when the game is done loading. Add a few "(bleep)"s to some dialog lines to make the movie script funnier.
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Title: Duke's DIY Disaster FADE IN: EXT. ZOOTOPIA - MARKETPLACE - DAY Duke Weaselton is seen scurrying through a shifty black market bazaar, gathering various electronic gadgets and wires. His eyes gleam with determination and questionable intent. CUT TO: INT. DUKE'S DODGY DEN Amongst piles of pilfered paraphernalia, Duke stands proudly before a table cluttered with electronic components, a screwdriver in paw, and a cardboard box that has "Dook's Wiii U" scribbled on it in crayon. DUKE (whispering to himself) Today, Zootopia. Tomorrow... the gaming universe! EXT. DUKE'S DODGY DEN - SAME TIME Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde approach Duke's hideout, both with a mix of bewilderment and amusement on their faces. JUDY (confused) Nick, did you hear about Duke's latest scheme? NICK (sarcastically) Building his own Wii U? Oh, I'm sure it's going to be the tech highlight of the year. INT. DUKE'S DODGY DEN Duke slams the "power button" (a mismatched doorbell) onto his creation. He steps back, wipes his brow, and looks at his work with a grin. DUKE (boasting) Behold! The future of gaming! Just then, Judy and Nick walk in, raising an eyebrow each at the sight of Duke's contraption. JUDY (amused) Duke, that looks like a pile of-- DUKE (interjecting) --Ingenuity! Right? I know. Thanks, Carrots. NICK (smirking) Sure, let's go with that. DUKE (excitedly) It's time for the moment of truth! Duke takes out a "game" with the title "Super Weasel Bros," which is clearly just a piece of paper glued onto a slice of old cheese. NICK (turning to Judy) What are the odds that's an actual game? JUDY (smirking) About the same as Duke opening a legitimate business. DUKE (sticking the "game" in) Get ready for the magic! He flips the switch. There's a dramatic pause. For a brief moment, lights flicker, and then-- POOF! The "Wii U" erupts into flames, sparks flying everywhere. DUKE (shocked) My baby! No! JUDY Oh my-- (bleep)! NICK (ducking) Call it a hot new release, Duke? Duke frantically tries to blow the flames out, while Judy effortlessly puts it out with a handy fire extinguisher. DUKE (defeated) I guess... it was too hot for the gaming market to handle. NICK (poking fun) More like hot garbage, buddy. Judy pulls out handcuffs, causing Duke to gulp. JUDY (winking at Nick) Maybe you should stick to playing games instead of making them. DUKE Sheepishly) At least I didn't get a "Console Banned," right? They all share a laugh as the screen fades to black. FADE OUT. THE END.