[The scene sets in a cozy, cartoonish living room where Scooby-Doo, Shaggy, and Scrappy-Doo are sprawled on bean bags, snacking on a mountain of Scooby Snacks. A record player crackles in the background before the Reader walks in with a sheet of paper, grinning cheekily.] Reader: Ok gang, get this... Shaggy: Like, lay it on us, man! We're all ears! Reader: *Reading* "I'm not fond of the shape of you, three-hundred pounds and four-foot-two." [The gang bursts into laughter, spitting out their snacks. Scrappy-Doo snickers, trying to stand tall but fails because he's laughing too hard.] Scrappy-Doo: Puppy power? More like pudgy power! Scooby-Doo: Re hee hee hee hee! Shaggy: Like, who measures love in pounds and inches, man? I've always been more of a 'personality' kinda guy, you know? Reader: Right, and the actual lyric is, "I'm in love with the shape of you." Scooby: Rooh, rhat's rhifferent! Scrappy-Doo: I bet the only shape that dude's in love with is a triangle... you know, 'cause of pizza. --- Reader: *Continues* "Girl: Noooooooooo!!! wakes up from nightmare. Steve: What's wrong babe?" Shaggy: Like, she just realized she ran out of Scooby Snacks in her dream! Scooby: Rorror! Scrappy-Doo: Or worse... she dreamed she was in a world without pizza! --- Reader: "Steve: Want me to sing a lullaby?" Shaggy: Like, please no, dude. Spare us the horror! Reader: "Hush lil baby don't say a word. Mommy's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird's wings don't fly. If I saw you naked I'd gouge out my eye!" [The room erupts into a chaos of laughter, Shaggy almost rolls off his bean bag, Scooby is howling, and Scrappy-Doo is banging his fist on the floor.] Scooby: Ruf ruff! Ri wouldn't ran to ree that! Scrappy-Doo: That's not a lullaby; that's a nightmare-bye! Shaggy: Like, talk about adding insult to injury! First, the mockingbird doesn't fly, and then, this?! --- [The trio calms down, wiping tears of laughter from their eyes.] Shaggy: Thanks for the laughs, man. But maybe next time, we stick to the mysteries that make a bit more sense? Scooby: Reah, rike robbing the rystery ran! Scrappy-Doo: And remember, no matter how crazy the lyric or how wild the ride, with puppy power, we're always on the funny side! [The three of them cheer and laugh, sharing a group hug as the scene fades out, the record player still softly playing in the background.] --- [End Scene.]