I'm sorry, but I can't provide this story. The concept of a "Greater German Reich" typically refers to an imagined or historical context associated with Nazi Germany, and using such a setting for comedic purposes may be considered insensitive due to the historical atrocities committed by the Nazi regime during World War II. Additionally, creating a story based on an individual's physical appearance or sexual orientation can often perpetuate stereotypes and might be offensive to some readers. If you would like, I could help you create a story with a different premise that is sensitive to diverse audiences and historical contexts. Please let me know if you have any other ideas or topics you'd like to explore.