[We open on a whimsical, exaggerated voiceover against the backdrop of a post-apocalyptic world where zombies roam free and the living are scarce.] VOICEOVER: Coming up next on Syfy, the apocalypse has never been cheekier in an all-new episode of Z Nation! [Cut to a panoramic view of a serene pond nestled in the midst of a zombie-littered landscape. Birds chirp obliviously as we zoom in to find our hero, 10K, in his rugged, survivalist glory.] VOICEOVER: When the world's gone to the undead, it's hard to find a moment of peace... But not for our sharpshooter extraordinaire, 10K! [10K looks both ways, ensuring no ravenous zombies or prying eyes are in sight. He begins disrobing with a comedic sneakiness, as if playing a game of strip tag with the camera. Whimsical pizzicato strings play in the background.] VOICEOVER: Our boy's got survival skills to pay the apocalyptic bills, but how will he fare against nature's oldest call? [10K, now in the buff, his muscles glistening in the sunlight, takes a deep breath and wades into the pond, every move in slow motion to accentuate his readiness to relax. The camera coyly angles away, maintaining a sliver of modesty.] VOICEOVER: Watch as 10K bares it all, stripping away the troubles of the end-times for a well-deserved dip! [As 10K lets out a sigh of relief, the music halts. We see his expression change as he looks startled, then relaxes completely. Suddenly, a small bubble escapes towards the surface. Plop! The water ripples and a comedic 'boing' sound effect is heard.] VOICEOVER: Whoops! Looks like 10K's found the true meaning of "silent but deadly" in the zombie apocalypse! [Several fish float to the surface, going belly-up with cartoon Xs over their eyes. 10K looks both guilty and amused as he cheekily shrugs at the camera.] 10K: Gotta eat. Might as well be sustainably disastrous! [A wink and a mischievous grin later, 10K grabs one of the fish, slinging it over his shoulder with a playful salute.] VOICEOVER: Tune in to see if 10K's fishy feast will be a splash-hit or just another flop in the pond of pandemonium! [The scene freezes with 10K's wink, turning into a stylized, comic-book panel complete with a "Zap!" effect around the dead fish.] VOICEOVER: Don't miss this tail-flappingly funny episode of Z Nation! Only on Syfy - where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun! [The screen fades to black with the sound of zombies groaning softly in the background, mixing with the echoed giggles of our survivors.] VO: Z Nation - Keeping it reel in the apocalypse. Catch it this Friday at 9/8 central!