[Open on Scott in his usual setting, a room adorned with video game memorabilia. He's holding a game case with exaggerated excitement on his face.] Scott: "Hey all, Scott here! And OH BOY, have I been looking forward to talking about this one. Today, we're diving into the prolific world of 'Bath Time Simulators 2023: Scrub-a-Dub Sublime' for the Nintendo Switch. It's a game that's been making waves, mainly for its realistic water physics and, let's just say, immersive 'self-cleaning' mechanics." [Cut to a clip of the game, featuring the main character, a duck, cleaning himself in a pond.] Scott [V.O.]: "And you know me, nothing gets my gaming gears grinding quite like a good old-fashioned soak in virtual suds." [Cut back to Scott, now standing with a towel over his shoulder, a rubber duck in hand, and wearing a shower cap.] Scott: "But before I can truly review this splash of an experience, I have to do some... field research." [Scott winks at the camera before it cuts to him outside, standing in front of a murky pond, still in his gaming room attire minus the cap and duck.] Scott: "Now, I'm not one to half-dip my toes into research, so... off we go!" [The camera comically closes in on Scott's feet as he steps into the water. It shows his face contorting with mock pain.] Scott: "Holy mother of pearl, that's cold! But, the game promised unparalleled realism, and I promised unparalleled reviews, so it's time to get into character and get out of character--clothing." [Scott awkwardly shimmies out of his clothes, which are tastefully hidden behind some conveniently placed pixelation and props like a giant rubber duck.] [The scene shifts to Scott neck-deep in the pond, face relaxed, eyes closed.] Scott [murmuring]: "Ah yes, the immersive experience... I feel at one with my inner duck." [Suddenly, an expression of guilty pleasure crosses his face. Scott lets out a long, slightly distorted fart, and he grins, a bit too satisfied.] Scott [sighing]: "That's the beauty of nature for ya. Even your bodily functions enhance the--" [Shock replaces contentment as Scott notices a trail of bewildered fish that are now floating belly-up, carried along by the gentle ripples of his crime against the pond's ecosystem.] Scott [feigning innocence]: "Woah, wasn't me--must be heavy algae content in this pond... which perfectly correlates with level 4 of the game, 'The Green Cloud Castle'!" [The camera pans back to Scott's gaming room, where he's dressed again and now sitting, visibly cleaner, in front of his game collection.] Scott: "Back to 'Bath Time Simulators 2023'. The game offers a variety of environments, but none as deadly as my recent encounter with... 'The Pond of Doom'. Graphics, 10/10; my real-life fish fatalities--less so." [Scott holds up the rubber duck.] Scott: "And they didn't include a single rubber duck in the entire game. It's a creative choice I questioned before, but now, I wholeheartedly understand." [The clip ends with Scott tossing the rubber duck over his shoulder, an exaggerated grimace on his face as he mocks lament for the fallen fish.] Scott: "And that's why I'm giving the game a 'Fart-Tastic' 7.8 out of 10--it's an immersive, bubbly journey that's almost as realistic as my... unintentional aquatic manslaughter. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find a pet store with lenient return policies." [Scott gives the camera one last cheeky wink before it fades to the outro, upbeat chiptune music playing in the background.] Disclaimer on screen: "No actual fish were harmed in the making of this skit, and it's strongly advised that gamers stick to virtual ponds only. Also, don't fart in the bath."