Make a descriptive and lengthy story about Shrek deciding to catch his breakfast by letting out a fart in a pond to kill fish with the smell. He wades into a swamp pond in the buff (describe his butt) and and farts in the water (during the farting, describe how Shrek's face and body looks as he farted), fish get a whiff of the fart and die. Shrek collects them and eats them. Add Shrek's dialogue in a Scottish accent throughout the whole story