Vegeta version: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan Lance version: I poke I often choke In hunts, I am a joke I block I pretend I rock But my DPS is the laughing stock I guard I try hard Yet my contribution's still barred I'm slow I know My weapon just can't steal the show I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... a Lance user, to blame God Eater version: I'm off-topic