Make a comedic detailed story set in the lord of the rings. frodo baggins decides to take a bath in a lake (describe his nude appearance and his butt). describe how he looks as he washes himself. he feels a fart coming, describe how he looks as he happily farts underwater, visibly relieved. the fart's smell is so horrible that some fish near his butt die. frodo collects the fish and roasts them, eating them for dinner.