1. Judy Hopps Comically-exaggerated intro: "I am Officer Judy Hopps, the exceptionally heroic and unflinchingly brave protector of the meek, the small, the-- *cough* Ahem, sorry about that. Anyway, hi! I'm just Judy, the first bunny cop in Zootopia, always ready to make the world a better place." 2. Nick Wilde Comically-exaggerated intro: "Greetings, I am the cunning and unbelievably suave master of charm, Nick Wilde, the fox who could sell ice to a polar bear-- *cough* *cough* Ugh, got something in my throat. Hey, I'm Nick Wilde, just your everyday sly fox trying to make an honest living... most of the time." 3. Chief Bogo Comically-exaggerated intro: "Stand at attention for Chief Bogo, the unyielding, all-powerful overlord of law enforcement, crushing the seeds of crime beneath the weight of my-- *clears throat vigorously* That's not right. I'm Chief Bogo, head of the Zootopia Police Department. Order and discipline are what I value most." 4. Flash Slothmore Comically-exaggerated intro: "Prepare to be astounded by the lightning-fast, the blisteringly-speedy, tranquility-in-motion himself, Flash Slo- *very long pause, followed by a throat clear* Sorry, must have spaced out for a sec. Anyway, I'm Flash, the fastest sloth working at the DMV." 5. Clawhauser Comically-exaggerated intro: "I am the magnificent Officer Benjamin Clawhauser, the epitome of physical fitness, the devourer of crime (and doughnuts)-- *cough* Oopsie, that's not me at all. Hi, I'm Clawhauser, the guy behind the desk at the precinct who loves a good snack and a pop star chit-chat." 6. Yax Comically-exaggerated intro: "I am Yax, the spiritually-enlightened, herbivore shaman, whose mind soars high above the constraints of-- *chews a piece of hay and coughs it out* Whoa, man. I mean, hi, I'm Yax, just a totally chill, naturalist club owner living life the free and easy way." 7. Mayor Lionheart Comically-exaggerated intro: "I am Mayor Leodore Lionheart, ruler of all I survey, the mighty king of beasts whose word is law and-- *coughs in a very dignified manner* Excuse me, that was a bit much. I'm Mayor Lionheart, I take great pride in leading Zootopia and ensuring prosperity for all its citizens." 8. Bellwether Comically-exaggerated intro: "Tremble before the might and intellect of Assistant Mayor Bellwether, the true genius and shadow leader pulling all the strings in-- *sneezes* Oh, my! So sorry. I'm just Bellwether, the meek assistant mayor, always here to support our leader and the great city of Zootopia."