Original Text: "Eee hee hee! We ghosts always rise from the dead. I just love the look of terror on your face! In fact, I live for it! Eee hee hee! See you soon!" - Big Boo to Luigi Misheard: "Hee hee hee! We toast, always fries from the bread. I just glove the lock of hair on your face! In fact, I dive for it! Hee hee hee! Free shampoo!" Comedy: Why did Big Boo start a hair salon after haunting? Because he dives for locks of hair and offers free shampoo! Opposite: "Boo hoo hoo! We creatures always rest in peace. I just hate the look of joy on your face! In fact, I die from it! Boo hoo hoo! Leave you never!" - Tiny Boo to Luigi Comedy: Why did the ghost turn into an anti-motivational speaker? Because he thrives on sadness and vows to never leave your side! Bits Cut Out (To Sound Creepy): "We...rise from the dead...love... terror...your face! In fact, I live for it... See you soon!" Comedy: Why did Big Boo fail at being a therapist? Because his idea of comfort was promising to rise from the dead just to see your terrified face! Snippet Out of Context: "...love the look of terror on your face! ...live for it!" Comedy: What did the overly dramatic critic say at the horror movie premiere? "Finally, something that loves the look of terror on my face as much as I live for it!" Badly Translated: "Ha ha ha! Us shades forever get up from deceased. I just adore the sight of fright on your mug! Truthfully, I exist for this! Ha ha ha! Witness you shortly!" Comedy: Why did Big Boo get banned from poetry night? Because he couldn't resist turning every recital into a ghost story about rising from the dead and frightening people's mugs!