Make a long, vividly detailed story set in a universe where Germany won WW2 about a gay French soldier chatting with a German soldier who is in the buff (comment on his hair, face, physique and butt) and washing himself in a pond. Describe how the soldier looks as he decides to enjoy letting out a fart, the stench underwater causing some fish to die. The German offers to cook up the fish for them both to eat for dinner.